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welcome to today's episode of 'how many different versions of acomaf can i read before i get sick of them'

y'all had three conversations and are now in love???

so, i've been on draco tik tok for a few weeks now and reading about Holden - platinum blond, rich and damaged is doing so many things to me

this is to be my 69th book for 2020, so Holden and River better deliver on the necessary levels of ✨spice✨

i've been reading this book for over 2 weeks now and it's simply NOT endinggg..

okay, so, from an unbiased pov both of these characters are terrible BUT i think i might be in love

"You can't spell dysfunctional without fun, now can you?"

me, talking about any of my favourite book couples

okay, so, like i remember what happened in book 1 but at the same time i don't??

can someone please tell me SPOILER FOR BOOK 1 why poppy is half atlantian and does that mean that she's a vampire??? also what do the atlantians eat if they are the 'good' vampires?

also i'm really digging the new enemies-to-lovers dynamic we have

dare i say it-- a high school romance i actually like, and the second one i've liked for the past two months

"She was perhaps the only being in the cosmos to truly know Hades for who he was."

ok i changed my mind Hades and Persephone have me feeling sOFT

there are only so many 20-page-long vanilla sex scenes i can read and i've already reached my limit

hades is a such a cinnamon bun

i have decided to ignore his description in the book and now all i see is tom ellis as lucifer:

and damn that's a fine man

a continuation of my favourite relatable posh humor quotes:

"Yeah, just had a rough couple of days."
"I know the feeling. Last month my valet was sick and I could barely keep it together."

"Why, once at a high table I had a moment of mental abstraction and tried to use a salad fork to eat cooked vegetables. And everyone had a jolly good laugh at my expense."

this is so nice and wholesomely british BUT i can't understand a single thing when the posh people are talking

"You're going to look divine in this."
"I look divine in everything."

Lou is highkey giving me Aelin vibes..

"Is my name offensive to you?"
"Everything about you is offensive to me."

"Fuck him.
Problem is I kind of want to."

Kevin took the news as well as Neil thought he might and locked himself in the upstairs bedroom to have a panic attack.

kevin's me every time i finish a chapter in this book

not to spoil anyone but

"Ninety percent of the time the very sight of you makes me want to commit murder."
"What about the other ten?" 🥺🥺🥺

i really do be out here simping for Andrew the chaotic maniac that's half my height

i saw some fanart and i need that romance NOW

i'm seeing a lot of physical attraction and not a whole lot of much else, which is a bit underwhelming :/

This is like a walmart version of the Devil's Night series - a bit more down to earth and no ✨threesomes✨

"I can't stand you." His lips twitched. "Then why the fuck do I want you so much?"
hehehehhe

uuummmm

I honestly have no idea what I'm reading lol

this book is a fine meal™ for my garbage-starved soul

damon walking in on *that* scene on the train:

i was having the time of my life and then the unnecessary third wheel arrived out of the blue and--

tbh i just wish them in high school was the main storyline..