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“He eats three times a day, shits twice a day, and requires attention whenever one of us is bored and wants to harass whoever has him.”
“But you can’t play the attention card more than a few times a day,” “With that said, texting between the hours of one and five a.m. is highly encouraged.”
“This is all very reasonable,” Alec tells me. “What aren’t you getting?”
HILARIOUS

“Here, Pablo, eat your dinner,” Bucky tells the egg.
The egg says nothing because it’s a goddamn egg.

IM ACTUALLY DYING

We’ve reached heightened levels of avoidant gawdamn

Dude made a pregnant lady cry…wildddddd

“The idea that I would come here to spy on her ex was ridiculous. So ridiculous, I hadn’t even admitted it to Hazel.”

Unfortunately, I do ❤️ toxicity

“Back in July the tribunal was. His dad in and out of the High Dependency Unit. Well, it’s an interesting case, actually.”

I’m sorry, did yoda write this?

“Some deep part of my subconscious feels his presence and sends an uncanny prickle to the back of my neck in the second before my gaze sweeps over the hunched, hulking shape of Hayden Anderson.”

Spidey senses

I really shouldn’t be reading a romance where both protagonists keep running into each other and they’re both working on the same project but oh well.

Emily Henry dropping a new book while I’m on “vacation” is just too perfect, can’t wait to hate read this (but also secretly love it) on the beach

“Seek happiness in tranquillity and avoid ambition, even if it be only the apparently innocent one of distinguishing yourself in science and discoveries.”

This is the excuse imma use to not do my work

“Are you then so easily turned from your design? Did you not call this a glorious expedition? And wherefore was it glorious? Not because the way was smooth and placid as a southern sea, but because it was full of dangers and terror; because at every new incident your fortitude was to be called forth and your courage exhibited…”

WACKKKKKKKK

Snow projecting is killing me

I’m not screaming you’re screaming

2025 is the year I will finish Frankenstein…inshallah 🤝

That ended on a depressing note but honestly fair enough.

“He was happy that I hurt like that. And I knew I had felt the same happiness, anytime he mentioned feeling hurt by me.”

“As he spoke, I felt how I liked following instructions, and it made me ashamed. Following instructions was what had led to the Holocaust.”

She’s so real for that

(2/2) “…only worse.
At the same time, it seemed certain to me that someday I would really want to hear his voice and wouldn’t be able to, and I would think back to the time that he had invited me to call him, and it would seem as incomprehensible as an invitation to speak to the dead.”