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“Here, Pablo, eat your dinner,” Bucky tells the egg.
The egg says nothing because it’s a goddamn egg.
IM ACTUALLY DYING
— May 27, 2026 05:58PM
The egg says nothing because it’s a goddamn egg.
IM ACTUALLY DYING
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“He eats three times a day, shits twice a day, and requires attention whenever one of us is bored and wants to harass whoever has him.”
“But you can’t play the attention card more than a few times a day,” “With that said, texting between the hours of one and five a.m. is highly encouraged.”
“This is all very reasonable,” Alec tells me. “What aren’t you getting?”
HILARIOUS
— May 27, 2026 07:00PM
“But you can’t play the attention card more than a few times a day,” “With that said, texting between the hours of one and five a.m. is highly encouraged.”
“This is all very reasonable,” Alec tells me. “What aren’t you getting?”
HILARIOUS