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casual waiting room read 😅🪦💀

this certainly isn’t for the queasy 😅

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deep breaths.

welp

how is this book still going and how am I still here that’s the real question

babe, I’m bored.

I think it’s time for a nap. Perhaps a coma. 😴

could go for a cauldron right about now.

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Holy fuck — we get it, she’s hot — I am going to actually bang my head against a wall 😅

“That [redacted] sounds…a little ridiculous, I’m not going to lie” should have just been the summary for this book. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

If you told me this story originated on Wattpad, I’d believe it.

👀👀👀👀 wtf am I even reading

But Bartholomew, why must I work in the morning? I just want to finish this book. 😅

“Sometimes, Bartholomew, I think her quite the bitch.”
“Gargoyle!”
“I am simply saying what is on my heart. Who would fault me for that?”

I never thought I could relate so much to a gargoyle but here we are. 😅

Whoever tried to convince me this series sucks — SHAME ON YOU.

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