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EMILY BREWSTER MENTION‼️‼️‼️

PETER SOKOLOWSKI MENTION‼️‼️‼️

PAUSE. The author/narrator messed up Johnson’s definition of “lexicographer”???

THE WEST WING MENTIONNNNN‼️‼️‼️

Doug… men ain’t shit.

Incredible news everyone I can download new books to my Kindle for the first time since July, when I downloaded ten at once. I celebrated by downloading a much more reasonable four😁🤣

Pete was her first choice for running mate😭😭😭 WHAT WE COULD’VE HAD.

Sorry to lib out guys but Kamala and Joe would make fun of the British together???💔💔💔 Feel like pure shit just want them back.

I thought maybe the last Chloe Liese book just seemed immature because the characters were in college… but no. These hoes are in their 30s and they are too.

After a long hiatus I’m back on my dark academia romantasy bullshit… returning to my roots… lord forgive me but it’s time to go back to da old me.

You should need to apply for a special permit with me before using Pride and Prejudice in your book.

Second romance book in a row with Jane Eyre.

Willa is so entitled, self-centered, and frankly insufferable.

YOU GUYS THERE’S LETTERSSSSSSS.

Guysss the evil twin sister is meeeee she’s meeeeeee I’m telling you.

Bad news guys it’s chapter one and I relate to the evil twin sister. “Liz can’t help it. She’s always been… -a- -b-i-t-c-h- curt. My mother loved to say that we were left brain and right brain personified. Liz is the pragmatic, logical, detached one.”

Oh he’s taking it.

Guys tell me not to download five library books to my kindle… especially when I’ve just dropped everything to reread The Selection… tell me not to… it’s the last thing I should do but they’re talking to me like pspspspspspspspsps.

The letters you guys they have me in a chokehold. I may have to make a whole shelf on here just to document books with letters to refer back to.

About to sit through a 3.5 hour commencement… good thing I stay strapped💯 #kindlenation

He just called her a unicorn which is funny because that’s what my therapist calls me.

Me when I’m stupid. Just realized these are the same hoes from her first book. Really goes to show you how unique and impactful these books are though.

New audiobook!

Due in 55 minutes🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’ll never learn.

Checking out an 18 hour audiobook from the library, I’m sure I’ll finish it before it’s due🤣🤣🤣

I’m gonna keep it 💯 with y’all…………… I’m lowkey not having a good time. Psychic damage one million.

Happy Selection Sunday!!! Don’t forget to celebrate by reading #1 NYT bestselling author Kiera Cass’s iconic series today!

He’s writing her letters y’all……… he’s taking it.

JUST GOT RETURNED TO THE LIBRARY NOOOOO. WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME (bc it’s my own fault) WHYYYYY.

In an art class I took in college, the teacher said the mark of a truly great artist, a true master, was the ability to paint realistic children. I think the same can be said of writers. If you’re writing a kindergartner that’s able to remember and share personal information, past events, and basic facts, as well carry on a coherent and straightforward conversation, try again.