Elizabeth > Recent Status Updates

This book of filled with stupid phrases trying to be flowery but if you think for one second it makes no sense. Rn it was “Lying is a skill, and lying to Bastien is an art.” So which is it. Maybe you should’ve reworded or used a different conjunction like “but.” The only one I remember besides this fs is “The sweetest poisons are wrapped in honey.” If the poison is already sweet why does it need to be

Egregious and offensive use of footnotes.

Reconciliation and love confession halfway through the book? #cooked

IT’S DUAL POV NOOO THEY TRICKED ME NOOOOOOO.

-USSY MENTION‼️

AMERICAN DIALECT SOCIETY WORD OF THE YEAR MENTION‼️

NOOOOOOOOOOO. NOOOOOOO. BREAKD THE RULE OF NOTHING TOO HORRIFYING HAPPENING IN ROMANCE BOOKS. NOOOOOOOOOOO.

Finding this guy very annoying… very immature… he needs to cut the schtick out and read the room.

A selection of character names so far: Fable, Mabel, and now Maple. Honorable mention to Millie and Mia in this mess too.

I’m glad we were told the ~major incident that happened years ago and ruined their relationship forever~ early on in the book but you guys would not BELIEVEEEEEEEEE how STUPIDDDDD it is. Beyond unserious.

EMILY BREWSTER MENTION‼️‼️‼️

PETER SOKOLOWSKI MENTION‼️‼️‼️

PAUSE. The author/narrator messed up Johnson’s definition of “lexicographer”???

THE WEST WING MENTIONNNNN‼️‼️‼️

Doug… men ain’t shit.

Incredible news everyone I can download new books to my Kindle for the first time since July, when I downloaded ten at once. I celebrated by downloading a much more reasonable four😁🤣

Pete was her first choice for running mate😭😭😭 WHAT WE COULD’VE HAD.

Sorry to lib out guys but Kamala and Joe would make fun of the British together???💔💔💔 Feel like pure shit just want them back.

I thought maybe the last Chloe Liese book just seemed immature because the characters were in college… but no. These hoes are in their 30s and they are too.

After a long hiatus I’m back on my dark academia romantasy bullshit… returning to my roots… lord forgive me but it’s time to go back to da old me.

You should need to apply for a special permit with me before using Pride and Prejudice in your book.

Second romance book in a row with Jane Eyre.

Willa is so entitled, self-centered, and frankly insufferable.

YOU GUYS THERE’S LETTERSSSSSSS.

Guysss the evil twin sister is meeeee she’s meeeeeee I’m telling you.

Bad news guys it’s chapter one and I relate to the evil twin sister. “Liz can’t help it. She’s always been… -a- -b-i-t-c-h- curt. My mother loved to say that we were left brain and right brain personified. Liz is the pragmatic, logical, detached one.”

Oh he’s taking it.

Guys tell me not to download five library books to my kindle… especially when I’ve just dropped everything to reread The Selection… tell me not to… it’s the last thing I should do but they’re talking to me like pspspspspspspspsps.

The letters you guys they have me in a chokehold. I may have to make a whole shelf on here just to document books with letters to refer back to.

About to sit through a 3.5 hour commencement… good thing I stay strapped💯 #kindlenation