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Ok IT’S ON

I knew there was something off about Parker since the beginning but seeing how much of a coward he is, I don’t see any future for them to be together omfg yikes. Selina you deserve so much better girl!

Ugh Selina, I feel deeply connected with you girl! Fuck authors who hate readers reviews and critics

Oh my god, the amount of dialogue about irrelevant topics is sending me…..I’m so close to dnf this book but I refuse because at this point I need to lock in and hate read. Cheers!

So yale students are really fucking weird with their secret societies like a Hogwarts defense against the dark arts club? I wonder if Rory Gilmore was part of one too..

I’m halfway through this book and literally nothing happens. Also, what’s with this author and the constant need to be eschatological in her books? enough is enough about shit pies for god’s sake😭

I like stoic/cold mmcs but this kulti guy is so fucking rude and annoying lmao

Riding the world cup fever, I'm reading this book let’s gooooooo!

I can’t believe Aiden, a middle aged radio host, nudged the woman he loves to date another man, live on air, after having sex with her. Knowing she’s a single mom and that she openly told him what she wanted, just because he’s scared. What a fucking immature dick! Ugh this book was going soooo well

This book is hilarious. I’m surprised I’m enjoying a first-person POV. It’s been a long time

I just love reading romance

I don’t even remember the day but this gutted my heart:

"No!" It is broken, these letters, and desperate. There is a struggle, brief, and she kicks and pushes, because if she leaves him alone...if she leaves him alone.

"I love you," he gasps against her ear, and her inhale is sharp through her teeth.

For fucks sake hermione he’s fucking in love with you giiiiiiiirrrl wake UPPPP ughhhh

Honorable moments lmaooo:

“Shit, Granger," and for a second she thinks he's angry. "Please tell me you still have your Hogwarts uniform."

"What?" She has no idea why he would want to bring that up now.

Day 1462:

Every time I’m annoyed beyond measure by Hermione’s insecurities and lack of communication with Draco about her feelings or about where their relationship is going, I remember she’s just a 22 year old traumatized girl fighting a war. But God this ongoing shit of not talking is pissing me the fuck off😭

He is loveeee:

“Malfoy told me to give this to you. I have better ones at my house, but I couldn't go back. Don't know why you would want it anyway, but... Sorry we couldn't stay. Orders. I don't want to know how close this was. I love you. See you soon, Harry. Then, attached in a different script, and Us.”

Day: 1458

There is a picture and a note on the table beside her bed. She, Lavender, and Neville are sitting on a couch laughing. Draco stands behind her, giving a horrified look toward the television. Dean, Seamus, and Colin are lying on the floor, pretending to gag. They had been watching a romantic movie at the time, the reaction was after a love confession scene that had only come across as corny.

I love them:

"Alright, Granger. I'm the man who made a different decision at the top of a tower, and joined Voldemort's ranks to help him commit Muggle and Muggle-born genocide with the rest of the Dark. You are the girl who met the Boy-Who-Lived and never stopped fighting beside him with the Light.”

She pauses. “Couldn't you have just said that you're the black and I'm the white? That was a bit dramatic."

Nothing funnier than this shit:

"You've been doing Muggle drugs, haven't you? All happy suddenly, planting, attacking people with water and mud. I've heard of marijuana you know. Is that what you were planting?"

Draco thinking Hermione is stoned because she’s happy will forever be hilarious to me

Day one 1221: I love Neville in this fic

Day 1206: Hermione is such a relatable coming of age character sometimes. I need her to be happy!!!!!!!

Ok he’s a little fucking shit to Hermione and it’s pissing me the fuck off

She’s already in the denial phase:

“Not that she likes to think of Malfoy in this way, but she has forgotten to ignore how attractive he could be, despite the ugliness he shows sometimes.”

“Draco Malfoy has a wicked smile. Everything about him is wicked, actually. As if all the parts of him had been thought over and created to form a different way in which to entice people to his way of thinking. Everything about him - his smile, his wit, his intellect, his face, his body - could be used as a weapon. It all just depended on who the opponent was and what he wanted out of them.”

“She said he made you feel like he was smiling over an inside joke, and even if the entire room was in hysterics, when his eyes caught yours, it felt like you were the only two who actually got it and he wanted to share that second with you because of it. The real smiles though, not his fake ones, or the ones of malice. But the ones that made his whole posture easy. When he smiles like that”

“His shoulder shakes with the breath of a laugh, and then another. They both laugh outright, and fifty years could pass, and she will still be able to recall exactly how he looked at that moment”

ooooh my girl is falling in love

“Sometimes she catches him looking at her and it is always darkly or with far too much agitation for her to think herself anything more than a hindrance to him. She provokes him into arguments, because he doesn’t like to talk to her, but she needs someone to talk at all. He answers”

I’m loving this Draco characterization and I feel so bad when Hermione is suffering!!!!

Draco is a little shit in this fic and this story feels like a fever dream. Very confusing but entertaining

Nothings has happened yet. They clearly love each other and are too stubborn to act on it. It’s quite annoying. Also, this author is overly descriptive, to a point it’s really not necessary.

I don’t want to know about other people, I want a solid plot and character development from these mcs. My god