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I don’t even remember the day but this gutted my heart:

"No!" It is broken, these letters, and desperate. There is a struggle, brief, and she kicks and pushes, because if she leaves him alone...if she leaves him alone.

"I love you," he gasps against her ear, and her inhale is sharp through her teeth.

For fucks sake hermione he’s fucking in love with you giiiiiiiirrrl wake UPPPP ughhhh

Honorable moments lmaooo:

“Shit, Granger," and for a second she thinks he's angry. "Please tell me you still have your Hogwarts uniform."

"What?" She has no idea why he would want to bring that up now.

Day 1462:

Every time I’m annoyed beyond measure by Hermione’s insecurities and lack of communication with Draco about her feelings or about where their relationship is going, I remember she’s just a 22 year old traumatized girl fighting a war. But God this ongoing shit of not talking is pissing me the fuck off😭

He is loveeee:

“Malfoy told me to give this to you. I have better ones at my house, but I couldn't go back. Don't know why you would want it anyway, but... Sorry we couldn't stay. Orders. I don't want to know how close this was. I love you. See you soon, Harry. Then, attached in a different script, and Us.”

Day: 1458

There is a picture and a note on the table beside her bed. She, Lavender, and Neville are sitting on a couch laughing. Draco stands behind her, giving a horrified look toward the television. Dean, Seamus, and Colin are lying on the floor, pretending to gag. They had been watching a romantic movie at the time, the reaction was after a love confession scene that had only come across as corny.

I love them:

"Alright, Granger. I'm the man who made a different decision at the top of a tower, and joined Voldemort's ranks to help him commit Muggle and Muggle-born genocide with the rest of the Dark. You are the girl who met the Boy-Who-Lived and never stopped fighting beside him with the Light.”

She pauses. “Couldn't you have just said that you're the black and I'm the white? That was a bit dramatic."

Nothing funnier than this shit:

"You've been doing Muggle drugs, haven't you? All happy suddenly, planting, attacking people with water and mud. I've heard of marijuana you know. Is that what you were planting?"

Draco thinking Hermione is stoned because she’s happy will forever be hilarious to me

Day 1206: Hermione is such a relatable coming of age character sometimes. I need her to be happy!!!!!!!

Ok he’s a little fucking shit to Hermione and it’s pissing me the fuck off