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“How else could I have gotten you to come to my office hours?”

𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒆 𝒈𝒐𝒅 𝒏𝒐

we have so much trauma to unpack

I said it’s KIND OF HEAVY BITCH

girl.. now pick one. is it Johnny, Finn or Matthew 🤨

oh gosh, the dynamic between Jamie and Phoebe. I’m Jamie w my sister.

Genuinely busted out laughing

I have honestly had enough🙄

“ ‘Sometimes it is necessary to step into darkness alone and find your way back,’ [..]”.

yes I “let them take” you. Just like I “let” myself be thrown in here too??

“The hours of your kind are brief and your days are brittle, and there will not be many chances at happiness.”

facts

Oh my 𝒈𝒐𝒅- Abby what the f are you doing.

good lord

girl y’all couldn’t pay me enough to try this. this whole book is so weird and not in a kitschy way.

“[…] the cure is shitting and coming and killing at the same time.”

😒

just dig up the ring. she’s insane for this

so witty 🫤

WHY is everything a simile or a big description/list? There are so many colons (:)! 3 lengthy examples on the same page.

they’re like little baby chicks 🐣🥲

Her anxiety is killing me.
the bloody bitten nails baby I’m 𝒄𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒊𝒏𝒈

brB would blow my brains out. having war flashbacks

“It’s all about SYMBOLISM[..]”

I’m in the metaverse.
9th grade me having to analyze tf out of this book.

“He twirls my ponytail in his fingers.”

The way my mouth screwed up. I want to put Melinda in my pocket 🫂🫩

“This is how terrorists get started, this kind of harmless fun.”

well yes🫩