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Cora’s books talked about instant infatuation and love at first sight. There was no mention of infatuation at first jellyfish drowning. - Chapter 5

Ghost water made everything real. - 4.Riley

She wondered if feminism would forgive her if she explained that magical thing he could do with his tounge? -chapter 15

“Did she attack you? I’ll cut that women.”
“She’s a supernaturally strong creature with nine blades hidden in her invisible tails.”
“I would figure something out”
-Chapter 17

“Do I need to have the National guard airlift you peanut butter cups and vodka”? - chapter 4

“So you’re like the amish but with more fangs.” - Chapter 2

*after a young girl kicks a man for yelling at her aunt*
Grandma: what were you thinkings?
Little girl: he was being mean.

“Loved me back to life”