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This is very pretty but the depth is not depthing.

It would figure that the last in a series I love would cure my soul-crushing reading block. Makes total sense because of reason and logic. But when I'm finished, I'll be fucked again. Completely fucked.
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Why can't good series go on forever? It's called Forevermore, ffs!

This is killing me.
So fanciful, so mind-numbingly boring.

The level I am not connecting with this.

If Briony doesn't stop gasping for unsexy reasons, I'm gonna lose it. Comport yourself, princess.

The slow burn is fucking killing me. Just do something, already. Anything!

I don't know. I just don't know

I've got name blindness, only Toven and Briony exist and I can't accept any other syllables. ... Who the fuck are all these other people?!

I'd kind of forgotten about Sherwood Post. Warren might have a contender for my fave.

Number of times Mercy Thompson Hauptman's been blow to shit in the series? 154. Thereabouts.

Goblins? Miniature zombie goats? Black witches?
Patricia Briggs, I love you so much, please never stop drip feeding this insanity into my brain.

Might put this on pause. The forced whimsy and endless obstacles with no purpose are bumming me out.

It! Took! Me! Three! Days! To! Read! Thirty pages! And! I! Am! In! Hell!
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FYI, the above statement is what it's like reading this book.
No one in the multiverse needs this many exclamation points to emote, what the grammatical hell.

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It's been sixty four pages and a bewildering amount of exclamatory dialogue and jolly hockey sticks whimsy.
I fear, this is gonna be a miss.