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Great scene to read when I was about to go to sleep, it’s not nightmare inducing or anything.

Should’ve seen it coming, really, really should’ve.

Oh don’t mind me, I’m just over here kicking my feet over the three seconds of page time we’re devoting to the lesbians.

Holy fuck it’s happening. Oh my fucking gooood it’s happening.

Sis get OFF THE FLOOR.

Sis I’m gonna commit a national felony in the potato chips aisle. HOW DARE YOU TAMSYN MUIR.

”[…] the dream girl […]”

And I was shot 27 times.

I have made a grave mistake. I am obsessed again and there’s still no Alecto news.

Maybe if I stop avoiding this Tamsyn will finally announce Alecto.

Gender is terrified to see the Fool coming. His gender fuckery is too strong, his queerness too iconic.

I’m begging, someone give this 20yo a hug.

lol am I really gonna (re)read the three Farseer books in less than a month? Guess we'll find out.

And you know what? Slay Molly.

Reading 500 pages in less than a week is kind of insane but I just can’t stop. It’s as if this is the first time I read this.

I just hope this asshole dies a long peninsula death. I don’t remember if he does, but god I hope so.

Damn Fitz, with all due respect, that was gay as fuck.

Okay but why am I giggling.

Guys book is, and I’m quoting it, “reordering my very atoms”.

Sis, why did no one tell me this has FOOTNOTES? Can I get a hell yeah.

This is en coping with the Heated Rivalry withdrawals.

Me? Bawling my eyes out at two am? Yes

Peeta Mellark, the man that he is.

Okay but why am I crying AGAIN.

Okay, but why am I sobbing on my way to work.

I have succumbed to the hype (and my friend)

Oh dear, Neil is a Capricorn? A Capricorn MAN?

Reading this is my messed up form of self care.

I just stared at an imaginary camera like I’m part of The Office. Because how.

Sometimes a girl just needs to read All For The Game to keep the mental breakdown away.