Mari’s Reviews > Assassin's Quest > Status Update

I’m begging, someone give this 20yo a hug.

lol am I really gonna (re)read the three Farseer books in less than a month? Guess we'll find out.

THE FOOL DID THAT. OH MY GOD. HE DEFIED GENDER NORMS AND HETEROSEXUAL LOVE IN A BOOK WRITTEN IN THE TWO THOUSANDS.

Starling: The Fool is in love with you.

Me: *pretends to be surprised*

I’m sorry, but I REFUSE to believe that Fitz is not in love with both Molly AND the Fool.

I REFUSE. What is UP with this scene?

I spoke too soon, WHY DOES SHE WANT TO FUCK HIM TOO? MY GODS. At least she took it better than the rest.

Starling is my new fave character. We love a woman who puts Fitz in his place.

NIGHTEYES MY BBY 💜

So, I’m enjoying the book, but really ducking hate that every girl who wants to fuck Fitz and is rejected proceeds to act like a stereotypical mean girl.

Also, why does EVERYONE want to fuck Fitz? For fuck’s sake.

I don’t know if it’s the way the audiobook narrator said I dreamed finally of the Fool but…. Like…. Is Fitz low key in love with the Fool or is it just me looking for homoerotic tension everywhere?