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Why are the Rain wilders so sexist?
I hope Thymara doesn’t get with any of these shitty boys

This rain wild dude is fkin gross with his weird women need to be claimed by men bullshit

Thymara. Girl. You’re so annoying, but in the Robin Hobb knows how to write teenagers so well kinda way. She’s so jealous of literally everything.
At least thymara isn’t as flip floppy as Sedric though, dude hasn’t had a consistent thought yet

Two?? 2? Two different love triangles?? Bro what is this

How am I supposed to get through 4 books before returning to Fitz? It’s evil honestly

Best book ever

Worst book ever

I’m stressing. This shit crazy and I’m freaking out. Fitz is panicking, that guy got eaten and now she’s here but the other bitch is plotting and beloved? Wack
One of the best books ever tho

Also I think Thick is as much as test for me as he is for Fitz lol

I think I just realized how this dragon might get resurrected and I really hope I’m wrong

Oh no not mates!! 😫😫😫😭😭

Ooooh my fkin god. While y’all were playing house it turns out that the scary ghost demon was not waiting 2-5 business days for y’all to figure shit out. Who would’ve guessed. Bro the lack of seriousness these characters have about this issue is wild

Damn good thing this demon ghost is willing to work around the characters daily lives and schedules. There’s no sense of urgency to deal with this entity it feels like it’s not even a problem, just a tool to force the three of them together

Moira’s a Vegan!? Man wtf.

Damn man this audiobook is rough 😬
And is it just me or am I just not understanding what time period this is in. It’s like a mix of modern and 1800 but isn’t actually mixed correctly

Bro Balthazar is such an idiot. He just gave away so much sensitive information to Severa. And he doesn’t find it sus that she’s goading him in talking about how cool studying the soul is? She has to be working for the Evil queen

I don’t know if Alex is actually safe. Something seems off about Lady Severa. I mean I know she ain’t safe since her last cousin is still alive but something is weird about all this. I’m starting to think Alex isn’t actually the princess

Ohhh teenagers. They’re so infuriating 💗

Is dove dead and just a hallucination??

🤣🤣🤣🤣 of course. The red herring. Kaine isn’t Wolf, Cross is. Duh. Of course the Nazi sympathizing Nazi has powers. Because there wouldn’t be a reason for him to be sympathetic to the modified if he wasn’t one too.
Cross is such an awful character, more on that later.
And luck for Wren that the men that are her ‘friends’ are fake Nazi

Also this military school/training or whatever is so unrealistic. The structure is all over the place, the insubordination is rampant, the ‘captain’ is a 20-something year old that is def a mod sympathizer because the love interest can’t be a mean Nazi. I ain’t no expert but if Wren spoke to any military officer especially a Nazi she’d be so fked

Imagine being thirsty for a Nazi and letting him sleep with you 🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢

No better way to infiltrate the enemy than suddenly being good at everything you were sucking at the day before. This shit is so dumb.
Also we get it, Cain is Wolf. You don’t gotta make the secret so obvious

Bro
You’re female protag doesn’t have to be good at every single thing to be cool and badass. You’re characters are more interesting when they have flaws and not just a sad backstory

If this bitch used to be some kinda noble or princess imma lose it

Off to a great start aren’t we Uncle Jim. Poor uncle Jim getting a dead, side character name if I’ve ever seen one.
Also we’re still in chapter one and I’ve already cringed a few times. The main love interest is also already overwhelming my olfactory with pine and leather and spice and everything nice 🙄🙄🤮🤮

Chapter 5

YEAH YEAH FUCK YOU WINTROW

Hey hey everyone fk you. Althea you deserve better. I hate men

Death to Kennit