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this book must be the gospel for the twincest enjoyers in the crowd.. i, on the other hand, just love watching everything Happen

mmmkay this is a slow start but at least we got cersei and brienne pov chapters now

yeah yeah i know im boo boo the fool. reading a series that will probably never be done. the shit i do for the stark girls, truly

i literally only have the last sansa chapter and the epilogue left we are ALMOST there i WILL finish this book before the new year. meanwhile tho can we have a moment for tyrion, whom i hate, finally becoming interesting and murdering his dad? jaime absolutely deciding he's had enough, also. also BARRISTAN SELMY IS BACK WITH DANY LET'S GO!! lowkey wish jon had taken the stark name but that wouldn't be him.. i get it

jaime becoming a favoured character..... arya running off to assassin school... omg this book is taking such a good turn

oberyn martell the icon that you are. never forgotten

not tyrion suddenly becoming an interesting pov character... i mean sure it only took 3 whole books. also i googled how old people are supposed to be in these books (if it's ever been directly mentioned that tyrion is meant to be 24... i did not see it soz) and.... somehow it's worse than i thought

and by god, joffrey is finally dead

the last cat chapter came and went... oof. also the complete whiplash at bran meeting samwell and gilly like hello??? where did you come from??

"jingle bell jingled his bells" is an honest to god real line in this book

as a tyrion hater, the only redeemable quality of his chapters to me is the presence of Other characters (cersei, sansa, oberyn martell etc), so that's some respite at least. THE JAIME AND BRIENNE BEAR BONDING MOMENT!! AT LAST!!!!

"I am Your man. it is your tongue to do with as you please" old man homoerotic subtext yaoi??? in my game of thrones???

congrats tyrion you're not sleeping with a 13 year old, do you want me to open a compote for you?? enough tyrion chapters i am SICK AND TIRED. I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS GUY. also jaime going on a character Journey™ minus hand... finally. good literature

omg the daenerys slay moment in book form... it happened. wow I wish they made a good TV show of this 3

tywin lannister in the show is charles dance so I can't say shit. book tywin has no such privilege, what a fucKING C- [truck backing up noise]

feel like im going insane tyrion has less chapters than arya this entire book yet i feel like he's everywhere all the time

someone on this internet had written vimes x moist fanfic I know it. "am I arrested" "mr lipwig there's no word for what you are" is the bedrock for enemies to lovers

cosmo's fervent obsession with vetinari and the erotic undertones of power-seeking are all just so funny to me like pratchett really knows how to go "look at this clown" and make you look at a clown. heretofore if you are reading this i am rooting for you

moist von lipwig continues to be the ideal man btw

strangling jorah with my bare hands give me my man barristan selmy right now