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“I’m commitment-friendly, prosperous, successful, not ugly, in fact, a solid eight from the neck up and the nipples down.”

Genius prose and character development 🤣

“It defies all reason that he’s getting ejected from a picnic for the sin of airing opinions in good faith, by this alpha dickhead flaunting his swollen deltoids.”

Now, look: our narrator is EXTREMELY delulu and not plugged into reality, but he’s funny as fuck unintentionally sometimes.

No spoilers, but: laughing at this narrator’s expense is a delight.

"Deaf people can smell things most people can't, and I could smell the evil in it."

"Perhaps embracing vulnerability and overcoming numbing is ultimately about the care and feeding of our spirits."

"She knew my name."