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“It defies all reason that he’s getting ejected from a picnic for the sin of airing opinions in good faith, by this alpha dickhead flaunting his swollen deltoids.”
Now, look: our narrator is EXTREMELY delulu and not plugged into reality, but he’s funny as fuck unintentionally sometimes.
No spoilers, but: laughing at this narrator’s expense is a delight.
— Feb 10, 2026 12:13AM
Now, look: our narrator is EXTREMELY delulu and not plugged into reality, but he’s funny as fuck unintentionally sometimes.
No spoilers, but: laughing at this narrator’s expense is a delight.
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Cassie
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“I’m commitment-friendly, prosperous, successful, not ugly, in fact, a solid eight from the neck up and the nipples down.”
Genius prose and character development 🤣
— Feb 10, 2026 12:36AM
Genius prose and character development 🤣