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the founder of nutri-lite put SILVER in TEA because he thought it would help people get more IRON in their diet. WHAT IN THE WHITE MALE AUDACITY.

don't call her a "girl" while you're eating her out; SHES A WOMAN WHO PAYS TAXES.

I wish i could drop $500 w/o crying.

*fans self* thick thighs save lives.🥵🥵

the mlm section is 🤣🤌🏻

the narrator mispronounced Xorhas & physically flinched.

...well somebody is possessive.

he just described her vagina as "rose petals covered in morning dew". *WHEEZE*

finally some good fucking smut🤌🏻🤌🏻

'spilling inside of Guinevere was a religious experience' the noise i just made.🤣

I can't begin to express how cringe it is to hear a male narrator attempting to make female orgasm noises.

I don't think ill ever understand the "sexiness" of fucking in water.

I just said "oh no" out loud in the most affectless way. 😬😬

throwing bombs of shame at an erection is WILD.

IVE STARTED & STOPPED THIS BOOK IDK HOW MANY TIMES. IM NOT DOING THIS IN '26! IM GOING TO FINISH THIS BOOK IF ITS THE LAST THING I DO.

the fact that I have to be at work rn instead of at home, in bed crocheting while reading this is a travesty.

this narrator understood the assignment tenfold.

so like... when are we gonna put a hex on wickham?!

the fomo finally got the better of me lol

'Im growing a child not a chastity belt" 💀

this MAN did not just say "I cant believe we're doing this" w/ his face deep in her couchie. what are we 12?!

I truly don't know why these 2 are friends or at least have stayed friends for as long as they have been.