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james: *big sniff* YOU BROUGHT A SNACK!

bella: "can I get you anything"

unless you have freshly killed squirrel on hand I think edwards gonna have to starve.

also the audiobook is due in 5 days.💀

*edward tells bella he watches her sleep & is SUPER worried shes gonna think hes creepy*
bella: what did i say in my sleep.
me: GUURL THAT IS NOT THE ISSUE. AHHH!

we're off to the meadow, but at what cost? also its sooo clear renee HATED being a mom. which begs the question why she didn't leave bella w/ charlie in the first place.

everytime the word 'dazzle/dazzled' is spoken i take psychic damage.

this man (derogatory) not only brought his mom on the date & made Athena sit behind them. he also said "don't worry mommy you're not as hot as she is" GURL RUN!!🚩

edward when bella almost admitted she may have feelings for him: ⚰️💦

"what if im not the hero, what if im the bad guy" *sad twerk*

lmao the cat is afraid of the piano

THE TIME HAS COME! Chapter 1 Thoughts:
- Edward describing Emmett as a himbo was not on my bingo card.
-"Jasper is pain" 👁👄👁 -jessica stanley still catching strays in 2026 -*Bella walks in*🎶 IM JUST AN ORDINARY GIRL!!🎶
THAT BIO SCENE IYKYK. 🤌🏻
15 yr old me is FUCKING QUAKING

this is soo cute already.

these characters are very frustrating but then I remember they're teens & im like yea nevermind you're valid.

they said i love you & im dying dead.

OH MY GOD THEY ARE SOOO CUTE!!

"id rather be the hole than the peg" is wild work. the first step is acceptance.💅🏽

shane go get your boyfriend b4 he does something dumb.

there is a lot of internalized homophobia in this denny's tonight.

*Shane wanting to kiss Ilya's dick*
"FUCK. This is really gay" THE NOISE THAT JUST CAME OUT OF ME I AM GOOPED & GAGGED!!

at least the romance is kinda cute.