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Bruh

— I'm doomed by the narrative
— You're not doomed by the narrative. You are hungover. Eat an egg
— I'd rather die
— Then die
— You'd like that, wouldn't you?

I’ve been trying to understand why I’m struggling with this prose and now I see it. There are just so many unnecessary descriptions written in excruciating detail.
«… she appears to have coloured the chips in her nails in with black sharpie, purple stains on her cuticles where she scribbled outside the lines»
Who the f notices that when someone rushes into the room? Makes no sense

😭😭😭

I’m convinced the author hated women

Why do men
RAAAAAAA

Actually sobbing

JFC

«And don't try to be like me. You need to be like you.» 😭😭😭

Crying

Everyone in this book is so annoying

Yuck

LE GASP

I’m not blinking and my heart is racing

I love Carl

Sobbing

What did he call him?? I can’t, my heart 😭

😭❤️

I did not blink once during this previous chapter

Glurp, glurp, motherfucker!

«We used an AI consultant who has consumed all of your media»

I GOT CHILLS WHEEEW

My god this book is pissing me off so bad
Enemies to lovers my ass, all they talk and think about is fucking each other’s brains out

Can we stop with the “screaming out his name” please

I can’t with this writing…

Ew bro

I need Rochester to shut the f up

Jane is not a girl’s girl

Mandatory annual re-read

Some books try to be quotable so hard, they have an 18 years and 2 days old character say things like «You loved each other so much that you were scared of accidentally breaking each other»