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Natalie
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— I'm doomed by the narrative
— You're not doomed by the narrative. You are hungover. Eat an egg
— I'd rather die
— Then die
— You'd like that, wouldn't you?
— Aug 12, 2026 01:08PM
— You're not doomed by the narrative. You are hungover. Eat an egg
— I'd rather die
— Then die
— You'd like that, wouldn't you?
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Natalie
is 19% done
I’ve been trying to understand why I’m struggling with this prose and now I see it. There are just so many unnecessary descriptions written in excruciating detail.
«… she appears to have coloured the chips in her nails in with black sharpie, purple stains on her cuticles where she scribbled outside the lines»
Who the f notices that when someone rushes into the room? Makes no sense
— Aug 10, 2026 02:06PM
«… she appears to have coloured the chips in her nails in with black sharpie, purple stains on her cuticles where she scribbled outside the lines»
Who the f notices that when someone rushes into the room? Makes no sense