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Getting finger banged in a car while your apartment is on burning dues across the parking lot is a mood.

If your character has amnesia, saying she doesn’t know anyone who loves Diet Coke more than her nurse means nothing.

If you’re characters has amnesia, saying she doesn’t know anyone who loves Diet Coke as much as her nurse means nothing.

Here I am, Chapter 27, and these “leaders” seem to be getting dumber. 2.25 books in and these fuckers are still keeping secrets. Plus the “oh I always thought I was just human” idiot is firing the dude who thought he’d be king and trained for his whole life because he yells at her for almost getting everyone killed.

I suspect the increase in power is draining another’s powers or altering them in some detrimental way.

Again, this woman is an idiot. I get that being surrounded by people you may not be able to trust but this is not the time for FA&FO.

This heroine is a fucking idiot.

Well that’s a place for a tattoo

Thus motherfucker.

I love this capable man reduced to being an idiot while trying to chase a woman he swears he doesn’t want.

I swear to all the romance Gods, he better not stick his cock in a cherry tart.

Look at me being Sherlock Holmes.

I am suspicious. I’m pretty sure I know who it is.

Okay people you have known this woman for 5 days at most and you’re yelling about how long you’ve waited to fuck her.
I’ve waited for sandwiches longer than that

Why am I okay with using a knife as a butt plug, fucking sentient cake, and a potato shifter but a man laying down in a public bathroom floor is a step too far?

Is it hot in here?

🔥🔥🔥

I just cannot do the “accident prone” one right now.

After sex, no shower, digging in a cemetery and walking around for hours, I do not think I’d be up for oral.
Is it going to stop me from reading it, nope. But I am a little grossed out.

Can one of these fuckers take a shower after sex? And for the love of Margaret, pee woman. I know you have magic but if you’re worried about pregnancy, you can get a UTI
And furthermore, if they are lying about the lube being magical, why are you trusting them to brew a contraceptive potion?

Jelly does not belong near a vulva.

Just when I think, that’s the absolute craziest part lotus book can get, someone almost loses a leg and someone has to fuck him to keep him from dying.

WTF is happening?

I never want to be a chalice.

Here we are again my friends.

“So tight lipped she’s barely lipped at all”. Seriously?

Yeah. This is solidly NFR. This idiot deserves to be killed. Everyone else is a caricature.