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WtAF is going on?

If we’re about to have showers of the golden variety, I’m out.

Okay so they’re protecting bestie.

Ok so somebody has been texting her. She’s forgiven.

Here’s bestie!

Well that was an unexpected treatment for cramps.

This woman has been missing for weeks and her “bestie” hasn’t tried to find her. All of her tattoo stuff was moved out of her shop and it’s all fine. Plus she told you who she was going out with for a reason.

Please stop using “horny little devil” to describe your lady parts.

What the hell are “slutty noises”?
And why is she thinking she’s slutty.

When your only way to take back your power is to auction yourself off…

Kudos for the sex worker respect. But I take them away because they are forcing the FMC to have sex in public for some stupid ritual.

“Slightly” drugging someone so you can go into their room and check them out after kidnapping them and locking them up for days may be too far.

Oh good, spitting. Just what I didn’t ask for.

I know the rules are different on the dark side but I still have standards.
Maybe. Or I don’t. I’m not sure yet.

I’m not sure where we’re going, but I’m about to get outta this car.

Getting finger banged in a car while your apartment is on burning dues across the parking lot is a mood.

If your character has amnesia, saying she doesn’t know anyone who loves Diet Coke more than her nurse means nothing.

If you’re characters has amnesia, saying she doesn’t know anyone who loves Diet Coke as much as her nurse means nothing.

Here I am, Chapter 27, and these “leaders” seem to be getting dumber. 2.25 books in and these fuckers are still keeping secrets. Plus the “oh I always thought I was just human” idiot is firing the dude who thought he’d be king and trained for his whole life because he yells at her for almost getting everyone killed.

I suspect the increase in power is draining another’s powers or altering them in some detrimental way.

Again, this woman is an idiot. I get that being surrounded by people you may not be able to trust but this is not the time for FA&FO.

This heroine is a fucking idiot.

Well that’s a place for a tattoo

Thus motherfucker.

I love this capable man reduced to being an idiot while trying to chase a woman he swears he doesn’t want.

I swear to all the romance Gods, he better not stick his cock in a cherry tart.

Look at me being Sherlock Holmes.

I am suspicious. I’m pretty sure I know who it is.

Okay people you have known this woman for 5 days at most and you’re yelling about how long you’ve waited to fuck her.
I’ve waited for sandwiches longer than that

Why am I okay with using a knife as a butt plug, fucking sentient cake, and a potato shifter but a man laying down in a public bathroom floor is a step too far?