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When your only way to take back your power is to auction yourself off…
— Jan 07, 2026 12:37PM
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Hijinx Abound
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If we’re about to have showers of the golden variety, I’m out.
— Jan 07, 2026 05:37PM
Hijinx Abound
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Ok so somebody has been texting her. She’s forgiven.
— Jan 07, 2026 04:00PM
Hijinx Abound
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This woman has been missing for weeks and her “bestie” hasn’t tried to find her. All of her tattoo stuff was moved out of her shop and it’s all fine. Plus she told you who she was going out with for a reason.
— Jan 07, 2026 03:26PM
Hijinx Abound
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Please stop using “horny little devil” to describe your lady parts.
— Jan 07, 2026 02:48PM
Hijinx Abound
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What the hell are “slutty noises”?
And why is she thinking she’s slutty.
— Jan 07, 2026 02:20PM
And why is she thinking she’s slutty.
Hijinx Abound
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Kudos for the sex worker respect. But I take them away because they are forcing the FMC to have sex in public for some stupid ritual.
— Jan 07, 2026 12:33PM

