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Well that was fucking tragic.

This book is stressing me out...but in a good way.

“Do you know, Mr. Harker, that in all my years, and I have lived many, no curse or punishment has ever befallen another who I watched succumb to their desires, only retribution wrought by others who thought their actions wrong."

"He had a spot of white paint on the bridge of his nose. It was so endearing Luc thought his heart might burst in his chest at the sight of it. He hoped it wouldn’t. That organ belonged to Jamie now, and Luc wished to offer it whole."

Awww 😍

"I smile at the absurdity of our situation."

Thank you, book, for summing up my thoughts on this so far. It's hilarious, and I'm loving it.

“Of course you have a hookup app.”...“Well, ya know, I like sex. I’m good at it too. With your awesome personality, I figure that’s the only way you can get laid, so don’t tell me you don’t have one. Unless…oh shit, are you saving yourself for me?”

I love the banter in this.

"What does that mean, Ray? It means you're always taking care of me! "I'm seducing you, he said, and stroked my jaw. "You fucking idiot."

These two are so freaking cute.

"He caught my wrists and pulled me arms over my head. Oh no. The sexy pinning move. I was in so much trouble."

"He wasn't playing a role, he was finding his power."

This book desperately needs an editor.

"Quaid Valor, are you smiling? What? No. Absolutely not. You are so. Turn around and show me."

I love these two so much!

"Maybe he'd been feeling so old it had brought on a midlife crisis."

Excuse me, you're 31. STOP.

"Maybe he'd been feeling so old it had brought on a midlife crisis."

Excuse me, you're 31. STOP.

What the fuck kind of Scooby-Doo bullshit plot twist is this? Literally people are ripping off face masks left and right.

"His nuts hold multitudes, each rivaling a seasoned porn star." .

NO. This book is awful.

"No one fucking handed me anything, except the small loan of a million dollars my father gave me. I did it the legitimate way."

How am I supposed to take this seriously?

I'm trying to push through, but I'm cringing so hard right now.

"Most days, I come home and fire my AK-47 at one of the men I pay to run from me in my private shooting range." Was this not supposed to be a joke? 🤔

"You're the angel. I'm a mere fucking mortal at your feet. When will you finally see the hold you have on me?"

"There would be no protecting himself against anything anymore. He had already met the devil and lost his heart to him."

I swear this author is the cuddle queen.

"I can't let anyone steal my Tesoro. He's the only treasure I have."

"He has two modes. Hopeless incompetence and mad genius. There is no inbetween."

"He has two modes. Hopeless incompetence and mad genius. There is no inbetween."