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he better not be the love interest he's pissed me off more than once

i feel retrospectively robbed of simone ashley screen time

is all of historical romance just dubious consent

he's such a dick he's such a dick he's such a dick

i'm getting the foxhole court flashbacks

this writing style oh brother

I love caroline so bad

i really don't know how we're going to redeem the mom

the way this book talks about weed is so

her dad dying in the same way that i was scared my dad would die during my weird three year pre-med-origin stint of parental death nightmares is so

was that supposed to be a plot twist because i'd assumed that the second we were introduced to his death. i am so bored. how do u make murder so fucking boring.

WHY WOULD I CARE ABOUT THE FALLOUT OF THIS RELATIONSHIP WHEN I DONT KNOW THEM!?!?!?!? I JUST MET HIM TWO PAGES AGO!!?!?!? WE SPENT MORE TIME TALKING ABOUT FLOWERS THAN HER LIFE!?!?!? WHO IS SHE OUTSIDE OF THIS BOOKS PREMISE!?!?!?

i'm so baffled by the high rating and the way people talk about this book. am i going crazy? this is not well structured?? i'm halfway through this book and have no character motivations, no plot, just empty words and pretty descriptions. never in my life have i seen magic be written this boring????

the inciting incident makes no sense bc why would she just now be uncovering this information. why would this not all be common knowledge in a town known for talking about that man's lore

there's something so funny about complaining that your teen kid isn't as affectionate and open with you like she was as a child this whole book and then the moment she's freaking out and asks to sleep in your bed like she did when she was little, you shut it down bc your fuck buddy's under the covers and you can't deal with that rn

the casual chiropractor propaganda

ummmmm i'm fucking dizzy

the amount of different times the phrase "she had a feeling this had happened before" has been remixed in just the first three chapters alone. give that poor thesaurus a break

i was walking hand in hand with you for 500 pages haley cass but u are losing me expeditiously. if sutton doesnt get less selfish immediately

lillie vale do you think i'm a fucking joke

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!?!?!??!?!? WHY WOULD YOU FUCKING WRITE THAT YOU CANT WRAP THAT UP IN THE AMOUNT OF PAGES WE HAVE LEFT. WHY WOULD YOU EVEN- WE WERE HAVING SUCH A GOOD TIME WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM?!?!!?!??!

oh she’s pissing me off. oh she’s pissing me off bad.

this feels like dog superiority cat inferiority propaganda

none of this would be happening if her therapist wasn't a man

i've never been more locked out of a book unfortunately

I have something so mean to say about this audiobook

well I was loving the book the whole time but now if I give it 5 stars youre all going to think it was bc of the cannibalism orgy

I genuinely can't tell if there's sapphic context or if I just need to go on a date

we're in the double digits for mouth twitching. smiling is illegal in this world

I stand with my cancelled wife