alex (existential crisis™️) > Recent Status Updates

idk man if my sister kept kidnapping me and yanking my soul from my body, i’d mirk her. but i guess that’s just me

this is honestly just a race to see if i can finish it before it expires on libby because i don’t wanna request it again

oop- that’s embarrassing

"No matter what, I will find my way back to you.
If-“ WRAP TF UPPPPPPPP

if it’s a battle between zeus vs taking accountability, he will ALWAYS lose

can’t believe we’re on the last lap 🥹🥹

i need zeus to just… die. like i know he can’t bug jesaaassss

bro said “MY WIFE”

THE WAY HE JUST GETS ON HIS KNEES FOR HER OMG

hades… there’s no one like you fr

we got a passionate confession. we got first kiss in the “rain”, we’re so back baby

bro said “i want to feel loved and safe everyday. not sometimes, all the time.” someone pass the tissues 🥹🥹

eros is the gift that keeps giving (still have him up for what happened in volume 1 though)

chapter 66 was VERY IMPORTANT. i love eros even thought what he did in volume one was… awful

had this on my bookcase for 3 years might as well

james is so fucking dumb omg

“i don’t care if it’s the result of meddlesome aliens; from this moment on, where you walk, i follow.”

someone sedate me real quick

i’m not even half way in and i’m getting a 3some??? whooptyfuckindo

“you say you made this planet with the ease of humans in mind yet i walked around this stupid planet for miles. where’s the damn grocery store? hmm? tell me intern?? where’s target??”

i LAUGHED