alex (existential crisis™️) > Recent Status Updates

james is so fucking dumb omg

“i don’t care if it’s the result of meddlesome aliens; from this moment on, where you walk, i follow.”

someone sedate me real quick

i’m not even half way in and i’m getting a 3some??? whooptyfuckindo

“you say you made this planet with the ease of humans in mind yet i walked around this stupid planet for miles. where’s the damn grocery store? hmm? tell me intern?? where’s target??”

i LAUGHED

“why the fuck is everyone in this kingdom trying to murder my wife” poor thing

i fear i need the book to read along with this audiobook

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this whole thing where brothers get hella mad at their friends for dating their sister should be a criminal offense. because WHY ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH PEOPLE YOU WOULDNT WANT YOUR SISTER TO DATE???

this book is a head scratcher

something about this book feels all over the place and i can’t put my hand on it

giggling and kicking my feet fr

this book is so unserious lol

i need a good book to take the edge off 🚬

after months of wistfully waiting to meet my babies, finally cracked open the book