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Houseplant is on page 40 of 400 of Princeweaver

I know it says slow burn but honestly so far it is moving at a decent pace

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Houseplant is on page 30 of 400 of Princeweaver

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Houseplant is on page 176 of 368 of Saint Catherine

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Houseplant is 70% done with The Ultimate RPG Game Master's Guide: Advice and Tools to Help You Run Your Best Game Ever! (Ultimate Role Playing Game Series)

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The Ultimate RPG Game Master's Guide: Advice and Tools to Help You Run Your Best Game Ever! (Ultimate Role Playing Game Series)

Houseplant is on page 261 of 392 of How to Become the Dark Lord and Die Trying (Dark Lord Davi, #1)

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Houseplant is 24% done with Bad Gays: A Homosexual History

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Houseplant is finished with The Demon of Beausoleil

That was deeply enjoyable

— Feb 12, 2026 07:19PM Add a comment

Houseplant is on page 115 of 312 of The Demon of Beausoleil

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Houseplant is on page 70 of 312 of The Demon of Beausoleil

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Houseplant is 54% done with Gay Berlin: Birthplace of a Modern Identity

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Gay Berlin: Birthplace of a Modern Identity

Houseplant is 11% done with The Monsters Know What They're Doing: Combat Tactics for Dungeon Masters

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Houseplant is starting The Monsters Know What They're Doing: Combat Tactics for Dungeon Masters

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Houseplant is on page 224 of 392 of How to Become the Dark Lord and Die Trying (Dark Lord Davi, #1)

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Houseplant is on page 216 of 392 of How to Become the Dark Lord and Die Trying (Dark Lord Davi, #1)

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Houseplant is on page 202 of 392 of How to Become the Dark Lord and Die Trying (Dark Lord Davi, #1)

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Houseplant is on page 172 of 392 of How to Become the Dark Lord and Die Trying (Dark Lord Davi, #1)

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Houseplant is on page 159 of 392 of How to Become the Dark Lord and Die Trying (Dark Lord Davi, #1)

Why are these chapters so long goddamn

— Jan 24, 2026 07:49PM Add a comment

Houseplant is on page 132 of 392 of How to Become the Dark Lord and Die Trying (Dark Lord Davi, #1)

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Houseplant is on page 113 of 392 of How to Become the Dark Lord and Die Trying (Dark Lord Davi, #1)

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Houseplant is on page 109 of 392 of How to Become the Dark Lord and Die Trying (Dark Lord Davi, #1)

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Houseplant is on page 60 of 392 of How to Become the Dark Lord and Die Trying (Dark Lord Davi, #1)

— Jan 11, 2026 09:35PM Add a comment

Houseplant is on page 35 of 392 of How to Become the Dark Lord and Die Trying (Dark Lord Davi, #1)

This is so unhinged. I love it.

— Jan 11, 2026 02:15PM Add a comment

Houseplant is on page 43 of 330 of Love Immortal (Love Immortal, #1)

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Houseplant is on page 33 of 330 of Love Immortal (Love Immortal, #1)

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Houseplant is on page 27 of 330 of Love Immortal (Love Immortal, #1)

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Houseplant is on page 13 of 330 of Love Immortal (Love Immortal, #1)

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Houseplant is on page 70 of 288 of Strange Bedfellows

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Houseplant is on page 42 of 288 of Strange Bedfellows

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Houseplant is 85% done with Flyboy

Finally it's jot all happy when confessions are made

— Nov 17, 2025 08:30AM Add a comment

Houseplant is 81% done with Flyboy

It says I have like two hours left in this book and if this boy doesn't start t in those two hours I'm throwing him into a locked room full of insulation foam buckass naked and throwing away the key.

— Nov 14, 2025 11:39AM Add a comment

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