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“To be clear,” Oliver interrupted at last, “I’m only walking because Caroline insisted. I couldn’t care less whether that was enough to pique your interest.”
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“Oliver balked at that. “Soon? I should hope not. I certainly haven’t met anyone who I’d like to make my husband.” Wickham smiled slyly. “Perhaps you have and you just don’t realize it yet.”
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“I would say my worst characteristic is that my good opinion, once lost, is lost forever.”
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“Perhaps being a lady doesn’t come as naturally to you as it does your sisters, but that’s nothing that can’t be fixed. You just need the right education.”
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“How much simpler and more comfortable it would be, he thought, if my chest had remained flat.”
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