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“How much simpler and more comfortable it would be, he thought, if my chest had remained flat.”
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“To be clear,” Oliver interrupted at last, “I’m only walking because Caroline insisted. I couldn’t care less whether that was enough to pique your interest.”
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“if the choice was between being someone’s wife and being alone, it wasn’t really a question at all.”
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“Perhaps being a lady doesn’t come as naturally to you as it does your sisters, but that’s nothing that can’t be fixed. You just need the right education.”
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“Going forward, your relationship with one of your parents will never be the same. Your mother will never speak to you again if you do not marry Mr. Collins, and I will never speak to you again if you do.”
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