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Between the Devil and the Sea (The Devil and the Sea #1) by Chani Lynn Feener

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Apollo is not morally gray, he’s black all the way. He’s willing to do whatever he wants to get what he wants. He’s possessive and manipulative and if you’ve read the blurb you already know, a serial killer.

Yes yes yessssssssss. Give me trash. Fuck yes. Ive needed something as gross and disturbing as Exquisite Corpse and I hope this is it

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“Oliver wanted to scream. You kissed a boy! You kissed a boy and you liked it!”
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“Going forward, your relationship with one of your parents will never be the same. Your mother will never speak to you again if you do not marry Mr. Collins, and I will never speak to you again if you do.”
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“I would say my worst characteristic is that my good opinion, once lost, is lost forever.”
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“You have such beautiful childbearing hips,” Collins said the moment they stepped into the center of the room, apparently managing to think of the worst possible thing to say.”
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“To be clear,” Oliver interrupted at last, “I’m only walking because Caroline insisted. I couldn’t care less whether that was enough to pique your interest.”
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