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“Oliver wanted to scream. You kissed a boy! You kissed a boy and you liked it!”
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“To be clear,” Oliver interrupted at last, “I’m only walking because Caroline insisted. I couldn’t care less whether that was enough to pique your interest.”
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“if the choice was between being someone’s wife and being alone, it wasn’t really a question at all.”
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“Oliver balked at that. “Soon? I should hope not. I certainly haven’t met anyone who I’d like to make my husband.” Wickham smiled slyly. “Perhaps you have and you just don’t realize it yet.”
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“You have such beautiful childbearing hips,” Collins said the moment they stepped into the center of the room, apparently managing to think of the worst possible thing to say.”
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