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Song of the Sea by Duckie Mack

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I could never be with a female.

gross, barf, ew, why

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I'm gonna rate every book that uses "male" and "female" when not a scientific textbook as "one star". Shit's nasty. Do better.

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“He would, Oliver realized without a hint of exaggeration, prefer far darker ends.”
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“Oliver balked at that. “Soon? I should hope not. I certainly haven’t met anyone who I’d like to make my husband.” Wickham smiled slyly. “Perhaps you have and you just don’t realize it yet.”
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“You have such beautiful childbearing hips,” Collins said the moment they stepped into the center of the room, apparently managing to think of the worst possible thing to say.”
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“I would say my worst characteristic is that my good opinion, once lost, is lost forever.”
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“if the choice was between being someone’s wife and being alone, it wasn’t really a question at all.”
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