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is it crazy that I'm already considering rereading this fucking book.... like this shit is crack, i can barely believe it's real, it's like I'm reading fanfiction

Yes, the show took me here. Yes, the brainrot is debilitating.

I'm so space-pilled right now. This is what happens when you read Atmosphere by Taylor Jenkins Reid... You decide to read Hail Mary, lmfao.

One of my favorite short stories of all time. Come back to it every once in a while, usually when I'm feeling particularly hopeless. It's all an egg. It's all for us.

Rereading this book is so wonderful. A long poem that will always leave me looking and finding romance in the unlikeliest of things and places.

"Was I cute?"
"You're perfect."
Had to drop the book real quick to sigh the deepest fucking sigh. Palamedes, you make me sick. 🤧🦋✨🩷

Not me fucking sobbing over this. WHAT the fuck???? Can a single person in this world be allowed a happy ending? I am on my knees about this. Fuck, it hurts so good.

it's taking me just as long to read this as it did gideon that first time, I am compelled and excited and filled to the brim with useless theories. currently ripping my hair out 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽

I wonder if reading this again will destroy me more or less the second time around. I giess we'll find out.

"So this was what people were talking about! This was what made them so crazy!"

Never thought I'd say this but sooooo true Coriolanus Snow.

saying "like mother like daughter" about both loving praise is fuuucking wild

I am too excited about this date, let's GOOOO

This right here? Cinematic moment. I see it.

Wait this is actually embarrassing because the list of "top ten things to do in LA" Dahlia and London are making is basically the exact same one I made when I went to LA.

... This is making me feel very much like a main character.

"Oh no."
"What?"
"I forgot how cute you are."

ok wait. because... literally why.
why. WHY!

NOT THIS! oh my GOD "Was there any possibility in Janet's mind? That it could be Dahlia in the finale instead? Was anyone Team Dahlia? Or was her only purpose here to be a cute anecdote, the funny klutz, a supporting role for Team London?"

Yiii --and I cannot stress this enough-- iiiikes!!!

NOT THIS! oh my GOD LMFAOOOO PLS NO

THIS SCENE IS ACTUALLY REALLY FUNNY LMFAOOO
never have I ever given my wet underwear to someone I was attracted to while I changed, so writing this down. A great test of self-control that I hope ends up FAILING! COME ON LONDON! ACT ON THESE URGES LET'S GOOO!

THIS SCENE IS ACTUALLY REALLY FUNNY LMFAOOO <spoiler> Very, very clever to have this scene get progressively worse for London to control their urges. Never have I ever given my wet underwear to someone I was attracted to while I changed into my dry clothes, writing this down. A great test of self-control that I hope ends up FAILING! COME ON LONDON! ACT ON THESE URGES LET'S GOOO! </spoiler>

Hell yeah, NOW we're getting to the good stuff. Love a good conversation about depression meals. That's not even a joke, this is a cute lil moment happening.

"Another plus: Audra Carnegie looked hot as hell, gutting and filleting this fish in front of them like a boss." I'm starting to thing that Dahlia is just a horny human being, I can't keep adding people into this ship, babe.

Dahlia keeps describing Janet as attractive and getting nervous around her, so me being me I'm immediately picturing a poly relationship between this producer, Dahlia and London lmfaoooo but pretty sure that's not what's happening here, we'll see!

1st Chapter outta the way and our main character has tripped over her feet twice. I can't stop laughing because the last time tripping was such a problem for a main character I was in 8th grade and thought Vampires shimmering in the sunlight was revolutionary.
Sooooo I'm excited to meet our second protagonist and see what they think about everything that just happened LMFAO