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I need her recipe for these "allergy elixirs [for when] the pollen becomes unbearable." lol

Where can I find a Zephra? 🤔

For Work

Oop 😳🫣

Nah she better than me lol I would have said "BYE!" lolol

*deletes entire paragraph* AND THAT’S ON WOMEN’S SPORTS! Listen after the Olympics this character almost got some words. Glad they handled it lol

W T F 👀

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 🤮

In true R.L. Stine fashion this was weird af lol So basically, I loved it.

BIG. YIKES. 😖😖😖

Oh naw that would have freaked me out 🫣🤣

Ooffffff Well this is awkward lolol

ME: *Picked this up to not think about what happened earlier and the mini break down I had because of it*

The Mighty Macy: "Sitting in a booth by herself [...] is our librarian trying to hide her saddness."

And cue my waterworks again lol I can't escape these tears tonight I guess.

S J M mention jump-scare. Can we be done with this?

When does this get more thriller like?

And he said he might use AI? 🙃🫣 I hope this is one of those things he changes

I thought we weren't doing references to that wizard anymore 🙄

Oof let me finish this today. If nothing else to get me through THIS part 💔💔💔

Yes she got these right,

Bluebell>
Whataburger>
Buc-ee’s >

But ain’t no way she mentioned all this and not the “good and nice” Dr! 🤦🏾‍♀️🤣

They're 15 & another character is 16

🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾

This sounds unhinged so obviously I couldn’t wait anymore!

Bruh she is annoying smh

I knew it was coming and somehow it still shocked me and made me giggle 🤭🤭🤭

*Has a glossary

New Jersey

Well that's gross. Off someone's like disorder? Ew

Bad idea to listen to this right now. Involuntary tears is not it!

OMG Zoe 💀💀💀💀

I have a theory….