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This sounds unhinged so obviously I couldn’t wait anymore!

Bruh she is annoying smh

I knew it was coming and somehow it still shocked me and made me giggle 🤭🤭🤭

*Has a glossary

New Jersey

Well that's gross. Off someone's like disorder? Ew

Bad idea to listen to this right now. Involuntary tears is not it!

OMG Zoe 💀💀💀💀

I have a theory….

😳😳😳

WTH you mean "wouldn't?!"

Damnnnnnnnn 😂 My kind of petty lolol

I have a theory now…..

No the part about feeling betrayed is so true. After Hurricane Ike and Harvey I side eyed the Gulf of MEXICO for a very long time. I too felt betrayed. I relate to this too hard.

“Grexican they liked to call it…” FMC is Mexican and MMC is Greek.

Well this is awkward… The book starts off on Dec. 31st and I started reading this on Dec. 31st 😳🤣 Also this has migraine rep so I already like it.

Even I’M not too sure about Santa’s Sweet Cream 💀

Now why on Earth would you agree to this?!

Seriously?! 🙄

My heart sunk like I was watching this in real time 😭💔

“Elves now make toys from all over the world well, with the exception of my cousin who moved to Boca Raton to be a dentist…” I know who his cousin is 💀

Not that she said that about peppermint as I was drinking some peppermint coffee 🙄🤣 Stop slandering peppermint!

I almost woke up my entire house laughing at this omg

Quinn is the only one I know who can make Home Alone into a romance book 🤣 These people are all nuts lolol

Nowruz, Eid, & Passover

Just to keep track of the holidays I've already read since I have the audio: Lunar New year, Valentine's Day, & Holi.

IKTR Granny 🤣🤣🤣

“I basically have an Olympic medal in beating myself up. But even I think your standards are too high.” Oof I felt that.

"You know I don't have any problem with you being a panda-sexual" "PANSEXUAL, GRAMMY! NOT PANDA, OMG" I just spit my coffee out 🤣