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Cameron’s suddenly a genius but still really annoying

Honestly, I could do just as well, probably much better without the constant mentions of Jazz’s sexual history 🙈

Why’s she paying I thought the beer was on the house

I’m glad she’s travelling now. But how does she explain to the guest houses why she’s there in the morning

Next thing I’d try is staying up past midnight

If I was this woman I’d just go on holiday. You wouldn’t be missed and ups only get charged for one night and you’d never have to go back to work