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For Jodie? A hug.
For Mungo? A pat on the head and a hug.
For Hamish? A huge ton of bricks dropped on his head.

“And in revenge, she had taken all his trousers and cut the pocket bags out of them”

Jodie, you’re an icon. That’s awesome

We have one ‘robot’ who wants to protect humanity because it likes to watch the tv shows humanity makes.
We have another robot who wants to protect humanity because it likes cataloging the research humans give it.
Both are incredible characters

“So they made us smarter. The anxiety and depression were side effects”

Ain’t that just the way

Anna learned to be a freak from her fucked up older brother. Tom, chill dude. That man is married and you’re being crazy

Oh my god ANNA IS FREAKY. Capital F. Betty isn’t. They are not freak for freak representation

So like, every chapter about a pilot for the resistance reads like they’re in love with Luke Skywalker…

Luke was the ultimate space twink😌✨

Banger of a first line

I would have read this book so much sooner if I had known in 2018 that the main character is a lesbian

Spouse is in unspeakably bad motorcycle accident that nearly killed him… wife stays abroad on her trip. Absolutely, Diva, don’t let him ruin your vacation.

Marty confirmed to be an OCD king, knew I vibed with this guy

Claiming Marty as my favorite right now and hoping that doesn’t backfire

“Partly also it was a power thing”
OH WE KNOW, IVAN. WE KNOW THAT.

Here, Selin, you dropped this *hands her a spine*

Why are we talking to him again!?!

Oh my god I hate this guy

Ivan wrote the performative man handbook. Solution to Selin’s problem? Hit Ivan with a car

“I admire your bright colors” and signing the letter “your Svetlana” ….. in my head they’re officially lesbians

Ok so I don’t think her plan to sleep for an entire year is that unhealthy. In fact. I would like to try it out. She seems well adjusted.

This is so weird

“I packaged myself to be as likable and as unobjectionable as possible.
Now I wear what I want to wear.
There have been times when I’ve said ‘watch it!’ to people who didn’t give me room.”

The truly freeing ordeal of realizing you’re allowed to exist!!!!

While I don’t remember mailing my old diary to Emily Austin, I must have. Jesus I’m not even 50 pages in yet

New Emily Austin book to emotionally destroy me in ways that seem far too specific to things I thought were original experiences!!!!

Gun to my head, I don’t think I could adequately convey what this book is about

Every time I start to keep straight who all these people are, another character is added

I’m basically skimming through this and I still called that dumbass plot twist

Thank god every man in this book is obsessed with Mariana, otherwise she’d know absolutely nothing about the investigation

This would be more fun with lesbians (a thought I have reading any book that doesn’t include lesbians)

Lesbians solve murder mystery in a cave system below an ancient temple armed with a sword and the power to raise skeletons at will, this shit just gets crazier

These lesbians are crazy

This is so Wolf 359, the special interest has been awoken like a sleep agent.
Jal is so Eiffel it’s crazy