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Local girl goes into the forest and loses her mind

*Russ prattling on for 30 minutes about his righteousness*

Ambrose: “yikes”

And yes, that’s the correct response

Every member of this family needs to be in therapy

If Pete doesn’t die by the end of this book I’ll be pissed. Hate this guy

I do not like the narrator of this book

I’ve decided Marion has OCD because I get to headcanon what I want and it feels right

Call me an idiot because I somehow didn’t at all realize this was a sort of Carmilla retelling.

This series never gets old

Full disclosure: My friend and I are writing a Ronance fic and they requested I read this as research😌

🚨It’s time for my biennial re-read of the young adult series I developed my personality around when I was a pre-teen🚨

This had better mean they’re lesbians

If I received that letter from some random girl I met in a bathroom one day I would leave down. Letha, girl, you gotta go

This kid is seriously fucked up

Always torn between identifying with Nick more or Charlie more. Damn this series.

Can’t get your emotionally avoidant situationship to acknowledge you’re alive? Send a cryptic and insane email to see results but the end of the day!!

(I cannot believe that worked)

“Fiona Apple’s album made me more immediately depressed than any other music I remember hearing”

Selin and I understand each other

“Late at night, I wrote Ivan an email listing everything he had done that I didn’t understand. It came out really long.”

Selin, girl, we can’t do this again. Leave that horrible man alone

Awesome to be on page 5 and immediately reminded of why I HATED Ivan so much in the first book

For Jodie? A hug.
For Mungo? A pat on the head and a hug.
For Hamish? A huge ton of bricks dropped on his head.

“And in revenge, she had taken all his trousers and cut the pocket bags out of them”

Jodie, you’re an icon. That’s awesome

We have one ‘robot’ who wants to protect humanity because it likes to watch the tv shows humanity makes.
We have another robot who wants to protect humanity because it likes cataloging the research humans give it.
Both are incredible characters

“So they made us smarter. The anxiety and depression were side effects”

Ain’t that just the way

Anna learned to be a freak from her fucked up older brother. Tom, chill dude. That man is married and you’re being crazy

Oh my god ANNA IS FREAKY. Capital F. Betty isn’t. They are not freak for freak representation

So like, every chapter about a pilot for the resistance reads like they’re in love with Luke Skywalker…

Luke was the ultimate space twink😌✨

Banger of a first line

I would have read this book so much sooner if I had known in 2018 that the main character is a lesbian

Spouse is in unspeakably bad motorcycle accident that nearly killed him… wife stays abroad on her trip. Absolutely, Diva, don’t let him ruin your vacation.

Marty confirmed to be an OCD king, knew I vibed with this guy

Claiming Marty as my favorite right now and hoping that doesn’t backfire