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Might shelve this. The h is insufferable. Her feelings for the H switch 180° every sentence. I'm not exaggerating. She's a tease and a bitch and I ain't got that to do.

Uuuuughhhh! WHY?!? Is there no one that can create a heroine with a little strength and self-respect? Ffs

This guy couldn't be a more clueless, selfish, up his arse, gobshite knob head. I loathe him. Selene deserves so much better.

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Rolling my eyes so hard at this I saw my arse. Another writer who writes men the way women think they think rather than the way they actually think. Men - in particular military men - don't behave the way these big girl's blouses do.

😂😂🤣I think I hurt myself during the whole Goddess Awakening bit. Defo shouldn't read this on my work break

Still not sure this is gonna be worth shite on the romance end but I'm laughing my arse off anyway. Funny as hell, this 🤣

The heroine is weak. She needs stop lying to herself and making excuses for him 😑. I'd better see some spine soon or this book is going on the shelf.

Ohmigod shut the f up already! We get it. He's hot. Can we get the bloody story now??

Okay, that shit was fuckin hilarious. I seriously can't stop giggling. Liking this book a lot so far...

Ah, no. I was struggling with the non-story and nonstop shagging already. But I don't do spanking. Makes my skin crawl.

TSTL heroine. Idiots are neither endearing or funny. Tapping out of this one to save myself the ulcer.

Aaaaaand that's me done. Few things take me out of a story quicker than anal. Big fat no from me for that.

Bah! Trying hard here, but this h is mingin'. She's all over the place and it's not even a little realistic. Anxiety does NOT affect intelligence - except in romance, apparently.

This book is weird. It's just one-dimensional characters and words with no emotion. Literally. There's no connection at all for me and it's a strange feeling.

Shelving this until the biased fangirling and self-righteous 'you need to go into this blind' b.s dies down and there is an actual honest review. Because I have a bad feeling that going in blind will not end well for me...

Is this shite for real? This stupid cow is 'clenching' over the husband who was cheating on her?? Ffs...

'I want to lock you up. I want to put you in a safe and only I'll have the key...'
Nooo, that's not a bit creepy...

God. I hate pretty much every female in this book. The heroine is stupid and graceless and it's so not endearing.

This one is a killer. Omg wasn't expecting this at all...

This book is nonsense rubbish. All telling, no showing. An info dump with no soul. Where's the editing? Who told this person they could write?

OMG she did it again!! WHY are these heroines so weak and stupid?!

If there were actual real, honest reviews on this book, perhaps someone would have warned that directly after learning the H is a cheating dog the loser h lets him shag her like a b*tch.

What a passive-aggressive, judgemental little cow of a heroine. If she doesn't change for the better soon, this book is headed for the bone pile.

Shelved. Three days in and I am not only just at 28% of a MZ book, I'm so bored I'm tapping out. Maybe someday, but not now.

Lenny is meaner than cat shite. It's beyond ugly. First time I've ever been tempted to DNF this writer. Gonna need a miracle to make me like this h. 100% team Jonah - no matter what the truth is.

Yeah, I'm done. This is THE STUPIDEST STORY. I can't even.

Wow. I despise this arrogant POS H. He needs a punch to the throat. This is all his fault yet the h just rolls over like a bitch and lets him get walk all over her. Madness.

Bah! I quit. The writer slept thru writing this and I can't keep my eyes open to slog thru any more. It really is that boring. DNF.

This heroine. What a stupid cow. Naturally, when she deserves the H to proper burn her arse he's gotta be all decent and kind and shit.