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some of these people have gotta touch grass man

everybody in this book is absolutely insane. like each crazier than the last and i don’t even know how that’s possible at this point

okay now we’re cooking

naur….. they set him up!

???????

this book is causing me psychic damage like i’m actually having to take deep breaths. i should’ve known what time it was when i saw the jia tolentino cosign

well it’s a marathon not a sprint

okay so this is a book about crazy people. good to know

it took me forever to get through the first story because that was genuinely scary. men are not okay!

sorry it’s so scary being inside a man’s head. like jumpscare

okay i changed my mind she needs to kill him instead. smother him in the night with a pillow

she’s better than me i would’ve killed myself by now. like just walked into the woods and blown my head smooth off

sorry but her life is actually hell. fiona apple was right there’s no hope for women. there’s no hope for women!

sorry this is actually sooo scary. like i’m scared

finally something with a little bite. let’s do it

no istvan is a generational hustler…. a REAL scammer…. bernie madoff wants what he has!

sorry this is really wild… what do you mean he married her??

sorry the schizophrenic boyfriend is taking me OUT. bulimia to the point of losing teeth? her life is a real life horror movie my god

i don’t know how she lived through any of this i’m stressed as hell just reading about it. also the mum being crazy is one thing but the grandmother is a bridge too far. i would’ve blocked her as well 🙏🏾

not me getting emotional over miranda cosgrove…. icarly really meant something to me

okay starting to realise that her mother is deeply deeply insane