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It's okay, Carmilla girl, I'm nosy too.
And she and her mother are suspicious

Not Sancho just up and leaving his kids to be a squire to a make believe knight in hopes of getting an island of his own one day 😭

"Two days later Don Quixote got out of bed, and the first thing he did was to go to see his books, and since he could not find the library where he had left it, he walked back and forth looking for it."

So the solution to his illusions of being a knight is to tell him that an enchanter swooped in on a cloud and magically made off with all his books? 🫠

▪️Chapter 2
Oh, poor Fanny. Her cousins are so rude and only being encouraged by the meanness of their aunt. And what's worse, they aren't even trying. They think Fanny really is dumb.
Edmund is so sweet with her though. Encouraging her and accommodating her as well as he can.

Jordan 😭

"Faeries slept little, and rarely dreamed, but the Queen liked her bed to be comfortable. It was a wide couch of stone, with a feather mattress laid on top, and covered with thick swathes of velvet and slippery satin."

Oh to be a faerie queen 🧚‍♀️

Percy has always been such an ass but to talk to Arthur that way. 🙄

Hedwig really said None of your attitude, wizard

If Cassian and Rhys are so worried that she will attack Feyre here (despite being the only one of them that hasn't attacked people violently), why would they want to train her... to attack people?

Why does it seem like Cassian is trying to ragebait Nesta before the meeting? He thinks about how difficult she's going to be but still messes with her window, grins to bring out "her claws", makes commentary on the scent of her sheets. It's like he wants her to be angry.

His niece Rheinfeldt? Did Stoker outright steal the name Renfield? Bram is becoming more questionable as I read along.

phantasmagoria-
that's a fun word. I wish I had more use for it in daily life.

Certainly gloomy; I can see where took his inspiration.

Rose's ego is getting obnoxious atp. Constant rudeness. Constant attitude. I'm not sure if she's meant to be annoying or if the author actually likes her this way.

Normally I don't approve of pyromania, but points to Christian.

There is absolutely nothing embarrassing about knowing a Prince song

🚨 We have a kiss 🚨

It never occurred to me that she would be wearing jeans. I've been imaging her Hogwarts uniform 😭

Gah Harry is a whiny bitch.

Hagrid 😭 😭 😭

Mr. Elton is definitely flirting with Emma here. I'd feel bad for Harriet if she actually wanted him.

I love all the little actions scenes, but reading about Montoya and Fezzik dragggged when I just wanted to see Westley and Buttercup back together.
I am so enjoying these little notes from the "editor".
I wonder if you really can write to the publisher.

"The Malfoy boy. Says he'll turn spy to avenge his mother. With the assurance of a full pardon and... And he wants you. Now and after the war."

A PORCUPINE... IN HER CHEST????

Not Lee Jordan 😭

Finally picking this back up and opened to...
Ruhn Danaan knew three things...

Gah Astoria, you really are a psycho.

Percy keeps a photo of Annabeth in his notebook. ❤️

Aw she manages his tirades against the interns. A start to every good romance 💕

Juniper and Fury are so adorable. 💕