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"I like my sister Constance, and Richard Plantagenet, and Amanita phalloides, the death-cap mushroom. Everyone else in my family is dead."

the writing in this is such that makes me want to not compliment the author at all because I'm sure they have a lofty sense of self and feel very satisfied with themselves when they say something they know is going to be good witty, but damn, is it good and witty.

slow but whoa

slow but whoa