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John out here mainlining dumb bitch juice, I swear.

Just use your supernatural powers to throw your bf’s ex into the stratosphere, I support you.

Starting the abridged version on audio, couldn’t find the edition on Goodreads by Woodkeep audio so selected another abridged edition. My friend Justine recommended this for my goal to read more classics and literature that aren’t by white men in 2026.

Picking up this lighter listen to put on while I work for a bit, the shorter length makes them easy to follow and they’re pretty fun

So uh, every woman he meets falls in love with him and then dies, huh? We’re on number 4 now?

I feel like I should be having more fun than I am! It’s odd and interesting but it’s not quite hitting a tone that works for me. I am listening to the audio and I’m not sure if a different narrator would hit different?

Hired to seduce a teen’s vampire mom? What is this, a webcomic?

Beetle induced hypnosis? I mean, sure. Why not?

Just goes to show that even if you seduce a mobster’s wife by pretending to be a spy, you’ll still end up yelling at a mouse for not appreciating your cooking 😔

This author seems really worried I’m going to forget Bo has GIANT HANDS

Winn why did you move in with basically a stranger you believe abandoned his fiancée after all that character establishment that you are afraid of a man changing if you move in with them?

Really great it so far

Loving this so far!

PHEWEE what a reflection on grief

Ahhhhhhhhhhh this is excellent but only cozy in comparison to the usual level of Greg suffering 😭😭😭

Love the mirroring of Dash and Bobby’s dynamic about his career with Millie and Keme’s dynamic about his post-high school plans

Winner of the first Hugo Award, this has been on my list to read for almost 15 years. Finally got it from the library and giving it a go.

Arnold dude no

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Sun Tzu: hey you guys heard about bribing people?
Men that can’t read: Love that guy, live my life by him.

Uhhh is this rich dude going to try to kidnap a delinquent teen to make his much younger lover?

It’s your fault if your troops don’t listen, and use you heard of tricking your enemy? I’m sure this was a great use at the time but it’s wild that so many men claim this is their favorite book. Maybe because it’s so short?