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cringe, the corniest shit ever written. Am I being pranked rn. The payoff will never justify the rest of this book

'i deserve something for all this hard work, let me kiss my best friend who repeatedly has shown that she's not romantically interested in me and is actually seeing another man'.

Ed is bloody p'in me off lad

The writing in this book is so corny, Australians have a unique ability to write in this manner. There's gotta be something more. Where's the rug pull?

Fml this man is the biggest simp in Australian literature

The main character kind of pmo, but it's a page turner.

Every major character death feels so undeserved/random. Not very gratifying.