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"If you're thinking 'a pain in the ass' is too modern an expression, you're correct. Pito actually called her 'an itchy hemorrhoid,' but I worried that would come across as ugly and cruel, which wasn't how Pito intended it."

"He had both hands clamped around her back and she wanted to melt against him like—damn, like a thing that melts, who cares, this is not the time to worry about specific melting things—"

"The perfect gentle knight. She had a strong urge to kick him in the shins."