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Stuuupid mistake

Yeahhh that was a dumb decision

That was obvious

God this is a looooon book
(But somehow I’m still invested?)

Another thing about romantasy is “enemies to lovers” almost always start with the FMC internally lusting after the MMC who they supposedly loathe. This girl can’t look in his direction without slobbering which is wild

One thing these romantasy books love to do is start straight off with the MC hooking up with either their regular guy or a one night stand. Like we get it, there’s way too many virgins in this genre, but then there’s also just throwing it in our face that they have had lovers

“Your hand,” he said—ordered—rutting against Scott’s thigh. 
As if in a dream, Scott found himself wrapping his hand obediently around Cam’s massive cock and giving him a hole to fuck into as Cam sucked on his tits.

Cam couldn’t imagine a healthy gay man who wouldn’t want to stuff his cock into that mouth and make him choke on it.

This truly has every trope under the sun already 🫩

Oh Roman I love you

That was a HOT heat

Oh this angst is already deliiiiicious

Whyyyy is this still going?? I’m only pushing through to complete it but boy is this a long book

“Not alone, you won’t,” Stark growls. His presence is at my back, and I turn to frown at him.
So it turns out he can speak. Eating my pussy didn’t make his tongue nonfunctional after all.

A part of me is like do they even like each other?? We hear in their inner monologues that they do, but then they say or do something to contradict that.
I appreciate a slowburn enemies-to-lovers but dang

Wow I forgot how much killian is in this

…And in case my implication is not crystal fucking clear: you touch her again and I’ll cull you myself.”
I love Stark

I’m glad I’m rereading because I had forgotten most of this

Fucking him while tattooing his ass? Now I’ve seen everything.
(Isn’t that highly unsanitary???)

Well that took a very violent turn

“Do asexual people jerk off?” I asked. She blinked at me and simply stared for a long moment before sighing and going with it.
“Asexuality is a spectrum. It would depend on the person. Some do and some don’t. Doesn’t mean they’re not still ace. Why?”
Correct

WHAT THE FUUUUUCK

Ok this is like bad bad writing. Just sticking around for the cest

You know what, everyone needs a little porn without plot every now and again

I lick my lips, imagining the thickness of it sliding down my throat, making me gag as he forces each thrust, silencing my cries, robbing me of air as he slaps me across the face and growls at me to take every inch. I want him to take, take, take.
Jesus

God Reia is so annoying

This is a loooooong book

The way I prefer Orpheus, a human-eating demon with a skull for a head, over Reia, a human woman

She wanted to shout her rage, wanted to kick and scream like a child, but knew it was pointless.
Im not enjoying her internal monologue so far, she’s giving child even though she’s twenty-six. I’m hoping it’s because she’s been traumatized as a child and abandoned by her people

Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiit