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For now, though, the road is quiet, save Myst’s hoofbeats and a jay’s chittering as it perches on Sabine’s shoulder.
It makes a particularly loud squawk, and Sabine gives a gentle laugh that tinkles like bells.
What the hell do the two of them have to laugh about, worms?
Wolf is jealous of a bird just because it made Sabine laugh

She’s like Snow White on steroids - I’d love to have the power to communicate with animals!

I’m imagining the vamp sex from true blood btw

“Vampires have certain… gifts that enhance the experience.” His thumb stills for one heart-stopping moment before he adds, “Like speed.”
His thumb starts moving faster– so fast it blurs, the vibration making my entire body jolt. White-hot pleasure spikes through me, shocking in its intensity.
Omg vamp vibrator

This part is kinda giving beauty & the beast vibes and I’m here for it

Omg he died?!

I love that Olive is gray-asexual/demisexual! My first MF with an Ace MC

Hazelwood suuure like to mention how big and tall her MMCs are hey

It seems quite unrealistic that this far into the book, Johnny hasn’t worked out what’s happening with Shannon. Like it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to know it’s a DV issue

He may not have been able to use his Provident abilities on her like he could with everyone else, but she didn’t hide her physical responses as well as she thought she did. Like the way her thighs squeezed together, the way the scent of her arousal had him wanting to taste her, to have it mix with the blood still coating his tongue.

I reeeeally like the concept & world-building but the writing & dialogue is not working so well for me…

Hmm it’s definitely dragging a bit

Sharkie, who continued to age, had fallen in love with the aquarium version of Zoo Tycoon, and liked to perch at the table beside Bel, the pair of them glued to their laptop screens.
Zoo Tycoon 2: Marine Mania?! That’s one of my fave games of all time! Because I’m a shark girlie duh

She’d always been praised for her maturity, for being an “old soul,” but sometimes Lily was painfully aware of how young and confused and desperate to please she was. She was happy to help, but her brothers were never asked or expected to do the same. The imbalance bothered her.
You’re damn right Lily

2020s MF will truly do anything to keep the FMC from getting pregnant. Bring back 2000s-2010s pregnancy scares every other read pls

“What’s funny about Jaws? It’s not a very accurate movie, and actually it made a lot of people think sharks were bad and mean, when really, they don’t like to eat people, they just have bad eyesight and get confused.”
As a shark girlie myself, Sharkie has my heart (I’ve definitely said this about jaws in the last 6 months)

There’s some really beautiful moments of grief sprinkled throughout the comedic tone that really tug at the heartstrings

This is unlike anything I’ve ever read before

“It’s nice to remember not all souls are complete fuckwits.”
I didn’t know anyone outside of Australia said “fuckwit” 😂 we invented it

Her job paid reasonably well, and she got a week of paid time off each year
Wiiiiiiiiiiild. In Australia, all full timers get (at least) four weeks of paid annual leave (not including personal/sick leave and compassionate leave) which rolls over into the next year

Agh Jesus how many more scenes can we have with people reverently pledging themselves to Sacha??

Definitely dragging a little…

Jeez this is pretty dark for romantasy!
We’ve already had multiple animal deaths, flashbacks of sexual abuse and non-consensual piercing, (step)incest, necrophilia, forced abortion. I heard this was more of a spooky book

Ooooh I’m loving this!!!

Dayum this is darker than I imagined! (I like it)

The timbre of his voice is rough and low. “You smell like you just came.”
I stare back, speechless at his directness. I did just come.
“And I need to eat you out.”
He needs to. “Okay?”
“It’s a Were thing,” he says, almost apologetic.

Ok but why has it taken so long for me to read this??? I am devoooooouring it

I’m 93% in and idk if I actually like our MMC…

Hmmm it’s giving dubcon :/

Mein gott the miscommunication between these two!!!!