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What’s with the cut to black??

Huh there’s still 30% left… something big is gonna happen

I grin slowly. “Want me to lay the bodies of your enemies at your feet? Stack their skulls in a monument to your glory?”
What? Destruction has always been my love language, and Bryony Devaliant is a dark and hungry god shaped like a woman. I want to worship at her altar.

“Don’t worry, Devaliant. When I end you, it will be a reckoning to echo through eternity. I’ll carve a monument to our mutual ruination from your bones and build you an altar worthy of the ages.”
And they say romance is dead

But Olerra had heard tales of kingdoms that encouraged men to put their seed in as many women as possible. It was a sign of prowess, even. As if a man should be proud of what his cock could do. Losing his spend wasn’t difficult. Pleasing a woman in bed was. Which should he be prouder of?

It was hard for Olerra not to laugh at the thought of a king on the throne. Men were unfit to rule. They were easy to provoke, and they always thought with their cocks instead of their heads, which was why they were better suited to the bedroom.

Make that four times

Third cry sesh reading this

Owwwwwww 😭💔

I FORGOT HOW MUCH THIS BOOK HURTSSSS

Keegan smiled a little. “It’s good to see you happy.”
“Am I?”
Keegan folded and unfolded the washcloth. “I want you happy.” And Keegan said it with so much hope.

“Any man under the sun or any god above it may offer any prize of this earth or the realms beyond—nothing will prompt me to even consider taking action against you.”

Larry’s got this really big bed. I had to laugh at the thought of little Larry sleeping in there all on his own—but when I thought about it more, it didn’t seem so funny. I didn’t like to think of Larry being alone.
“You must’ve been waiting for someone like me to come along,” I said. I meant, because of the big bed.
But Larry looked at me all funny and said, “Yes, I think I was.”

”You don’t have to move, baby boy. Consider my lap your fucking throne. You can sit on it whenever you please.”

I am devouring this.

Note to self: seek out more alpha-alpha with strict dynamics

Rereading for first time in yeaaaars! Fave of mine

God Sabine & Basten can be stoopid 🙈 they fall for everyone’s tricks - fae or human!

God there’s so much throat-grabbing in these books - both consensually and not

Ok can we stop with Rian saying he loved Sabine, because I don’t buy it

I really hope this doesn’t become a trio/rh/menage

THATS THE ENDING???!!!!!

For now, though, the road is quiet, save Myst’s hoofbeats and a jay’s chittering as it perches on Sabine’s shoulder.
It makes a particularly loud squawk, and Sabine gives a gentle laugh that tinkles like bells.
What the hell do the two of them have to laugh about, worms?
Wolf is jealous of a bird just because it made Sabine laugh

She’s like Snow White on steroids - I’d love to have the power to communicate with animals!

I’m imagining the vamp sex from true blood btw

“Vampires have certain… gifts that enhance the experience.” His thumb stills for one heart-stopping moment before he adds, “Like speed.”
His thumb starts moving faster– so fast it blurs, the vibration making my entire body jolt. White-hot pleasure spikes through me, shocking in its intensity.
Omg vamp vibrator

This part is kinda giving beauty & the beast vibes and I’m here for it

Omg he died?!

I love that Olive is gray-asexual/demisexual! My first MF with an Ace MC

Hazelwood suuure like to mention how big and tall her MMCs are hey

It seems quite unrealistic that this far into the book, Johnny hasn’t worked out what’s happening with Shannon. Like it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to know it’s a DV issue