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He may not have been able to use his Provident abilities on her like he could with everyone else, but she didn’t hide her physical responses as well as she thought she did. Like the way her thighs squeezed together, the way the scent of her arousal had him wanting to taste her, to have it mix with the blood still coating his tongue.

I reeeeally like the concept & world-building but the writing & dialogue is not working so well for me…

Hmm it’s definitely dragging a bit

Sharkie, who continued to age, had fallen in love with the aquarium version of Zoo Tycoon, and liked to perch at the table beside Bel, the pair of them glued to their laptop screens.
Zoo Tycoon 2: Marine Mania?! That’s one of my fave games of all time! Because I’m a shark girlie duh

She’d always been praised for her maturity, for being an “old soul,” but sometimes Lily was painfully aware of how young and confused and desperate to please she was. She was happy to help, but her brothers were never asked or expected to do the same. The imbalance bothered her.
You’re damn right Lily

2020s MF will truly do anything to keep the FMC from getting pregnant. Bring back 2000s-2010s pregnancy scares every other read pls

“What’s funny about Jaws? It’s not a very accurate movie, and actually it made a lot of people think sharks were bad and mean, when really, they don’t like to eat people, they just have bad eyesight and get confused.”
As a shark girlie myself, Sharkie has my heart (I’ve definitely said this about jaws in the last 6 months)

There’s some really beautiful moments of grief sprinkled throughout the comedic tone that really tug at the heartstrings

This is unlike anything I’ve ever read before

“It’s nice to remember not all souls are complete fuckwits.”
I didn’t know anyone outside of Australia said “fuckwit” 😂 we invented it

Her job paid reasonably well, and she got a week of paid time off each year
Wiiiiiiiiiiild. In Australia, all full timers get (at least) four weeks of paid annual leave (not including personal/sick leave and compassionate leave) which rolls over into the next year

Agh Jesus how many more scenes can we have with people reverently pledging themselves to Sacha??

Definitely dragging a little…

Jeez this is pretty dark for romantasy!
We’ve already had multiple animal deaths, flashbacks of sexual abuse and non-consensual piercing, (step)incest, necrophilia, forced abortion. I heard this was more of a spooky book

Ooooh I’m loving this!!!

Dayum this is darker than I imagined! (I like it)

The timbre of his voice is rough and low. “You smell like you just came.”
I stare back, speechless at his directness. I did just come.
“And I need to eat you out.”
He needs to. “Okay?”
“It’s a Were thing,” he says, almost apologetic.

Ok but why has it taken so long for me to read this??? I am devoooooouring it

I’m 93% in and idk if I actually like our MMC…

Hmmm it’s giving dubcon :/

Mein gott the miscommunication between these two!!!!

Didn’t expect to be called a dick by the sacred fucking virgin of all people.

These characters roll their eyes almost every chapter

Only when my release had eased its claim on me, leaving me spent, did his lips abandon mine, going to my ear. And under the cover of the howling wind, he murmured, “You are mine, Born-in-Fire. Even if only the two of us know it.”

Bjorn gripped my arse with one hand, holding me in place against him, his other hand cupping the side of my face. “Not burying my cock inside you that night almost broke me,” he growled. “I wanted you the moment I first set eyes on you. I wanted you in Fjalltindr. I want you now, and tomorrow, and all the tomorrows, Freya.”

“Why did no one wake me?”
“Because Bjorn has been sitting in front of your tent since he carried you in here last night,” she said. “He threatened to cut the throat of anyone who disturbed you, saying you needed sleep, or you’d be no good to anyone.” She fished in my cloak pocket and extracted the pot of salve. “I’m supposed to remind you to put this on your hand.”
I LOVE BJORN

Heat flooded me. “Trying to distract me with compliments? You’re losing your edge, Bjorn. Next you’ll tell me that I’m pretty and I’ll lose all respect for your wit.”
“It is hard to keep one’s wits when faced with a woman as beautiful as the sight of shore to a man who has been lost at sea.”

I REPEAT: I LOVE BJORN

I LOVE BJORN

Dayummmm it took a longggg time to get here but 😳🔥