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HES TENTING SOUND THE ALARM

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE JOKING

Ohhhhh it’s my industry ohhh I was never safe

Ohhhh it’s so earthsea

One more time one more time one more time

I thought people were exaggerating in the reviews but so far Hannah’s boobs or at the very least her body has been brought up FOURTEEN TIMES.

I swear to god I’ll actually make it through this time. Side note: learning a lot of horse related French terms, but mal du pays (homesick) is my favourite so far. Like yeah. Sick for country.

These people would be so fucking annoying to hang out with

LUST POPPED WHEELIES IN HER MIDDLE

Mr Stephen graham jones I will be reading more of your work actually

“You could call it his passion” BE SERIOUS

I think the “portrait” of Josie is actually going to be an AF body copy of her for klara to wear. This is my prediction.

TYPO ALERT I feel so alive

I already prefer this

YES. EXPANDING ON TEHANU IN A MARVELLOUS WAY

The breaking of the mating bond broke their souls but since grace then mated to Hudson HIS soul wrapped around hers and she’s fine but JAXON has no bitches so he’s become a husk. But it’s only a problem now many weeks later

The prelude to the hypnotic suggestion stuff? Elevated hypnotic suggestion?

It’s like she wrote this thinking “what would Taylor SPECIFICALLY find awesome”

I actually like sapphire more this time around oddly

Just a pick me girl just looking for her man bun boy💔

SHE SHOULD GET A GODDAMN LIFEEEEE

Literally her only dream is to get straight married :/

Everyone stop saying “things that go bump in the night” and “frisson of unease going up my spine” and “[the thing Jaxon did creating burning sensations deep inside her]”

Make out scene so bad it might be criminal

HE SENT HER A COPY OF TWILIGHT AS A “WARNING OF THINGS THAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT”. HIS FAVOURITE SONG IS TRULY MADLY DEEPLY.

And now we’re treating Jaxon like a rapist or something if I was grace I’d be FREAKED OUT

I KNOW THAT FLINT IS A DRAGON BUT THE WAY EVERYONE TALKS ABOUT HIM IT SOUNDS LIKE THEYRE TELLING GRACE NOT TO BE FRIENDS WITH HIM BECAUSE THEYRE BEING RACIST AND ITS SO WEIRD

Audiobooks are so funny she keeps saying shit that’s absolutely crazy and I obviously can’t predict it and it’s making me cackle. She keeps calling guys sexy af. A man sucks her blood off his thumb and moans after they watched each other for 15 mins in silence earlier that day

Pleasantly surprised????!!!!!!

Hadn’t occurred to me that the character who’s best skill is lying is also the only character who can read the truth machine. Pullman you’ve done it again