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Nemo: I want you to hang out with me underwater.
Pierre: the physics don’t check out
N: ah but you see they do because (reason)
P: well shut my damn mouth. But what about (law of physics)?
N: I thought of that too, and (solution)
(Repeat 3x)
P: and with that I guess I have nothing to say.
*chapter ends*

“Any reconstruction of pre Christian Russian religion would be 9/10ths fantasy and 1/10th plagiarism” as if YOUR duct taped together pre-Christian European religion isn’t the same fucking thing????? This is so holier than thou

Yeah I guess I’m actually reading it

Dude… yes

I feel like it’s being really cringe all of a sudden is it just me

Ok well surface level thinking here but clearly he found out that every interaction ever has been set up by some cosmic force. Humans are ants and Sisyphus keeps pushing because he doesn’t know how futile it is, which is why these guys fucking unravel when they learn it’s all predestined. That’s my guess

I’m gonna need the literary shorthand for pregnancy to start being less obvious than vomit

My epic prediction is that Bree is the special demon that perfectly mimics a human and she’s gonna end their whole thing. Possibly a demon Merlin hybrid. I said it first before they revealed it

HES TENTING SOUND THE ALARM

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE JOKING

Ohhhhh it’s my industry ohhh I was never safe

Ohhhh it’s so earthsea

One more time one more time one more time

I thought people were exaggerating in the reviews but so far Hannah’s boobs or at the very least her body has been brought up FOURTEEN TIMES.

I swear to god I’ll actually make it through this time. Side note: learning a lot of horse related French terms, but mal du pays (homesick) is my favourite so far. Like yeah. Sick for country.

These people would be so fucking annoying to hang out with

LUST POPPED WHEELIES IN HER MIDDLE

Mr Stephen graham jones I will be reading more of your work actually

“You could call it his passion” BE SERIOUS

I think the “portrait” of Josie is actually going to be an AF body copy of her for klara to wear. This is my prediction.

TYPO ALERT I feel so alive

I already prefer this

YES. EXPANDING ON TEHANU IN A MARVELLOUS WAY

The breaking of the mating bond broke their souls but since grace then mated to Hudson HIS soul wrapped around hers and she’s fine but JAXON has no bitches so he’s become a husk. But it’s only a problem now many weeks later

The prelude to the hypnotic suggestion stuff? Elevated hypnotic suggestion?

It’s like she wrote this thinking “what would Taylor SPECIFICALLY find awesome”

I actually like sapphire more this time around oddly

Just a pick me girl just looking for her man bun boy💔

SHE SHOULD GET A GODDAMN LIFEEEEE

Literally her only dream is to get straight married :/