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Need YOUR opinion: does the ending of this short story work?

https://lanceschaubert.substack.com/p...
Oct 25, 2025 12:29PM Add a comment

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Authors / Artists in NYC area — we're giving away free headshots Nov 8th. Share this around:

https://lanceschaubert.substack.com/p...
Sep 18, 2025 06:24AM Add a comment

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If you haven't marked Bell Hammers as "want to read," we've seen a HUGE spike in the data this past month — from average 2.5 to average 7.5 shelves, a 3x increase that isn't slowing down any time soon. Make one click, mark it want-to-read to help the cause:

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/4...
Jun 01, 2025 08:47AM Add a comment

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"This book gave me rabies. 6 out of 5 stars."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exZU1...
Feb 05, 2025 09:37AM Add a comment

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First time trying a puppet for the BELL HAMMERS reading, this time at Gen Con 2024 :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXiJu...
Aug 04, 2024 05:04PM Add a comment

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OGAG III comes out this month (on my birthday!) If you want to make sure the ENTIRE royalty goes to the authors we published, go here:

https://lanceschaubert.org/product/of...
Apr 03, 2024 01:46PM Add a comment

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How to Write a Novel Title + How to Title a Story of Any Kind

• https://lanceschaubert.org/2024/03/15...

Friends with tons of writers on here so I'm posting this in case there's any title trouble out in the wild. It's comprehensive — includes pretty much every word ending in -nym and shows how they work in relation to stories.
Mar 15, 2024 03:21PM Add a comment

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Assuming you've already read the full report on censorship of the Hugo Awards by the Propaganda Department of the Sichuan Provincial Committee of the Communist Party of China, but on the off chance you're only seeing headlines, go here:

https://file770.com/the-2023-hugo-awa...
Feb 18, 2024 05:46AM 1 comment

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Starting a book club on here to read what I'm reading with friends: https://www.goodreads.com/group/show/...
Feb 14, 2024 06:37PM 2 comments

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Lancelot Schaubert added a status update
~4,000 people entered the last Bell Hammers giveaway for awhile. Less than 4 days remain: https://www.goodreads.com/giveaway/sh...
Feb 01, 2024 04:52AM Add a comment

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Lancelot Schaubert is on page 158 of 576 of The Metamorphoses of Ovid
Realizing how many parallels certain parts of this has with the Name of the Wind. And also, translating it from Latin alongside, how much of it parallels Poetics of Personification.

Really just the making and unmaking of persons / figures / words / names / nouns.
Jan 02, 2024 07:08PM Add a comment
The Metamorphoses of Ovid

Lancelot Schaubert
Lancelot Schaubert is 35% done with The Master of Ballantrae
“I have observed there are no persons so far away as those who are both married and estranged so that they seem out of earshot or that they have no common tongue.”
Dec 11, 2023 07:34AM Add a comment
The Master of Ballantrae

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Goodreads is giving away 100 copies of Bell Hammers:

• https://www.goodreads.com/giveaway/sh...

Please enter and like this post for visibility.
Nov 20, 2023 04:35AM Add a comment

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Lancelot Schaubert is on page 155 of 223 of The Light Fantastic: The Great Short Fiction of Alfred Bester, Volume 1
I’ll finish this soon but want to put a pin here and say that DISAPPEARING ACT is the most brilliant of the set. It’s a clean, harsh point that Bradbury could have written. Really quite beautiful
Sep 21, 2023 05:24AM Add a comment
The Light Fantastic: The Great Short Fiction of Alfred Bester, Volume 1

Lancelot Schaubert
Lancelot Schaubert added a status update
From here on out, I’m rating everything either 4 or 5 stars mainly because (1) there’s someone out there who loves it (2) stars are for consumers, not reflective readers, (3) I try to reflect on books and get at their fourfold layers of meaning both publicly and privately

All of this in mind, I’m not here to judge authors and their work unless by “judge” we mean “adjudicate and interpret meaning”
Sep 18, 2023 01:13PM Add a comment

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If you never added your own best kid story — a story about your kids, someone else’s kids, or you as a kid — there’s probably 110 comments now.

We’d love to hear yours or have your comments on the others:

https://lanceschaubert.org/2022/11/05...
Sep 08, 2023 07:51AM Add a comment

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Working on notes and highlights for BELL HAMMERS behind the scenes, deleted scenes, directors cuts that I will post exclusively on Goodreads. Ask questions in this thread if you want something included.

After reading other authors, I’m shocked most folks only post a dozen or so notes. I’ve eclipsed that in the first two chapters.

It’ll be thorough, vulnerable, funny, and insightful.

Tell folks
Mar 17, 2023 06:15PM Add a comment

Lancelot Schaubert
Lancelot Schaubert is on page 131 of 576 of The Metamorphoses of Ovid
...and a second update because the first ran out:

(3) Mendlebaum's translation is FUN. And that's seldom the case with headier types, but I have enjoyed savoring this.

This is the one you should get if you want to try it.
Feb 16, 2023 10:44AM Add a comment
The Metamorphoses of Ovid

Lancelot Schaubert
Lancelot Schaubert is on page 130 of 576 of The Metamorphoses of Ovid
Something — other than the obvious motif of transformation — that keeps coming to mind within this particular version is how often (1) folks do not consider the consequences of their actions and thoughts upon themselves and others (2) folks pursue reckless desires without reflecting on the deepening of those desires — not the eye, but the means of seeing; not the ear, but the true means of hearing
Feb 16, 2023 10:44AM Add a comment
The Metamorphoses of Ovid

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Lancelot Schaubert is reading Children of Blood and Bone (Legacy of Orïsha, #1)
The last book my late father bought me. I'm unsure if I'll ever read this now that he passed of COVID. I want to, but I don't know if I can bring myself to start. I'm really torn, but that's where this one stands.
Jan 23, 2022 01:18PM Add a comment
Children of Blood and Bone (Legacy of Orïsha, #1)

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Price glitch on Amazon: brand new hardbacks of Bell Hammers are going for $2 — 

https://www.amazon.com/Bell-Hammers-L...
Jun 18, 2021 01:46PM Add a comment

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What books are we looking forward to in 2021? I'm looking forward to casting off the dead skin of this thesis and moving on to more fiction and classics: finishing the Greeks and diving headlong into some epic fantasy.

Thinking of trying Abercrombie and Erikson
Apr 13, 2021 12:04PM 2 comments

Lancelot Schaubert
Lancelot Schaubert is 65% done with Brave New World
Realize the hypocrisy of this, but this is just too serialized in order to hold my attention. I suppose it's because, per Vonnegut, a sci fi book should work like an elegant joke. Or per King, should hold that Dionysian and Apollonian tension in balance. Or per Bradbury, fill us with wonder and nostalgia. Or per Lewis, challenge our metaphysical assumptions with tech (which this does, at least). Blerg.
Apr 13, 2021 12:03PM Add a comment
Brave New World

Lancelot Schaubert
Lancelot Schaubert is 50% done with Brave New World
it’s difficult to finish this. too serial for the subject matter.
Mar 27, 2021 04:11PM Add a comment
Brave New World

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Lancelot Schaubert added a status update
Whelp. It made Publisher's Weekly laugh anyways:

https://www.publishersweekly.com/978-...
Mar 27, 2021 10:53AM Add a comment

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Lancelot Schaubert added a status update
Running a Book Bub promo on Bell Hammers. It’ll be $1 everywhere. Grab it while you can.
Feb 21, 2021 07:32AM Add a comment

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Lancelot Schaubert is on page 2 of 337 of Bell Hammers: The True Folk Tale of Little Egypt
If you can add this to "currently reading," it'll help a ton tomorrow when it releases.
Oct 11, 2020 06:56AM Add a comment
Bell Hammers: The True Folk Tale of Little Egypt

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