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damn leto II built like jabba the hutt now 😭

if only shawty would open google maps to at least see what direction to go in

“there’s not enough piss in books” ok george bataille 😭

if i had a son and he ever spoke to me like this and about women like this 😀

this is my hell. no birth control, just forced to pop out baby after baby with an obnoxious husband who doesn’t help. and her realizing her husband is actually dumb asf AFTER they have a child (which is what happens when u get married so fast but yk).

her kids names are ugly asf 😭

no one cares about YOUR back story FLOYD
GET TO THE POINT

BITTCCHHH talking about “idk what i ever saw in her now. she’s just a girl” YOU TOOK HER SPARKLE AND EVERYTHING THAT MADE HER ELLIE U BITCH
noelle literally romanticizes everyone & can never be satisfied. she destroys everything she touches. a vampire that sucks the life out of everyone around her. i’d leave her in a cellar with only the corpses of her hamsters to eat and wait for her to rot.

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& i have so much to say about women like Noelle. insecure women who are older & unhappy with their lives. fueled by jealously, envy, and self hatred. seething at the sight of young women who are happy and beautiful for having what she lacks. what an absolute freak bitch. i hope she gets what’s coming. i can’t even imagine being in Laurels shoes and learning the truth about what happened to Ellie

why are the 16 year olds and the 14 year old more useful than the adults

oh no an armed man in a police chase is shooting at the police helicopter. thank god “Flash” is there to sprint out of the safety of his home and run at the armed man with no plan or weapon. ik ik he’s running on instinct, trying to protect his cursed family, and military ptsd. but reading that i was just like bitch be so fr

so after being assaulted by crazy, Karen immediately asked her bf to make love to her. (said no woman ever after being SAed). completely tarnishing the ability to collect DNA in a 🍇 kit. and then she mostly moves on, talking about the situation very matter-of-factly. don’t get me wrong, i don’t WANT Karen to be super traumatized. it’s a very disturbing situation obv. but the reaction is so bizarre

uhh tf. weird ass response to the situation

oop something eventful is happening (halfway through book)

just kill them all at this point

snooze fest so far. the dialogue isn’t for me. couldn’t be more clear it was written by a 40 something year old man in the 1980s. i hope it picks up, i always hear great things about richard laymon.
hoping the dad from the second family dies first so he can stop being overly invested in his son getting with julie and talking about how hot she is (she’s 16). or Benny so i can stop reading his annoying dialogue.

“I am only the messenger. Malala gave herself away.” CRYING