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too many names already oof

p.311 that sounds like the ugliest mf tattoo ever

i hate Rowan’s dirty talk half the time. and damn she got at least 3 vag piercings how can yall do literally anything 😭

WHAT
SHE HAS FOURCHETTE AND VCH PIERCINGS? OUCH

this is one of those times where u absolutely NEED a shower and not a bath. she’s boutta be basking in her own filth fr 😷

Sloane is kinda.. inconsistent?
Like why is she playing teary eyed soft girl rn? shawty has been through a lot but it’s giving those girls that act hard and then talk in a baby voice to their boyfriend.

Lex irritating asf
(ik ik i just don’t like kids fr)

GOLLUM 🗣️🗣️🗣️

not sionna being smug and shit as if leto hasn’t carefully cultivated this whole scenario over thousands of years.

“ah my guest has arrived”
that was tuff 😭💯

L homophobic duncan
he’s been irritating this whole book no cap. very close minded got a man who’d been respawned repeatedly over 3,500 years by a worm man who is the god emperor of Arrakis.
leto couldn’t have picked any other Atreides? like good lawd i’m sick of this mf