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The cat really brings a unique magical realism to this story.

Oh, this is probably going to make me cry.

Oh my God "The King" is hilariously insane.

Trying the audiobook because I'm not fully ready to step away from this one.

Kind of pretentious but ... I kinda like it?

I'm restarting it completely because I've missed something between three and 4 and I'm confused. I'm having to look up characters because the way my brain works I can't actually see them.

Is this the lesbian Giovanni's room?

I don't know why, but I'm having a harder time understanding this one than I did with the train level. I restarted this five times.

I love Tiffany Jackson. There is something about this that reminds me of something else. Now, I don't know if Monday has been killed so not a spoiler, just a theory. But this is giving me the feeling of the murders of Stoni and Steven (idk if they had the same last name as their mom Blair) but the mom did it years apart and no one checked why the kids weren't at school. The system fails these kids regularly.

This is giving me anxiety. Starting out any kind of friendship or relationship with a lie fundamentally changes the dynamic of that friendship or relationship. I am loving it but definitely I'm scared how big swiss is going to react if she finds out ever.

I can't think of anything more beautifully lesbian gay than masturbating to pictures of flowers tbh.

I find myself grinning while reading this a lot so far.

This is looking like it's going to be going on my DNF shelf.

"They could finally see Nora for who she was: manipulative, spiteful.... A merciless wolf and Lululemon clothing."
I'm devouring this weird girl ficlit book

OMG Gary. Not the 14 left hands. 😭😭

"the doctor told his patients to douche with half and half once a month and it seems to help" - when turning a colon into a vagina it lacks certain nutrients that it would normally get from fecal matter thus pain and burning can occur. So essentially feed it some heavy cream... Bodies are fascinating and doctors are equally so.

"Just because I can live without him doesn't mean I want to."

Oh these email drafts are so vulnerable and honest.

I keep reading Katia's name as Katya and seeing her as part of the Trixie and Katya duo. 😂

There's something really relatable about her writing. Is this one going to make me cry?

I'm glad there is a picture of Gore Gore on the cover because I was having a hard time figuring out what the hell that thing looked like.

"try arguing with Buddha you dicks."

"To damage the earth is to damage your children."
Damn. Simple, true and absolutely punched me in the gut.

Come to mama!!!!

If you haven't read this yet.. please do yourself a solid and get on it. Oh my God it's so good!!! This book is giving me so much joy.

I'm pissed that I didn't know about this book at I'm only just now reading it ... But I am happy that I have 7 more to devour afterwards.

Um hello?! This is incredible!!