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This is looking like it's going to be going on my DNF shelf.

"They could finally see Nora for who she was: manipulative, spiteful.... A merciless wolf and Lululemon clothing."
I'm devouring this weird girl ficlit book

OMG Gary. Not the 14 left hands. 😭😭

"the doctor told his patients to douche with half and half once a month and it seems to help" - when turning a colon into a vagina it lacks certain nutrients that it would normally get from fecal matter thus pain and burning can occur. So essentially feed it some heavy cream... Bodies are fascinating and doctors are equally so.

"Just because I can live without him doesn't mean I want to."

Oh these email drafts are so vulnerable and honest.

I keep reading Katia's name as Katya and seeing her as part of the Trixie and Katya duo. 😂

There's something really relatable about her writing. Is this one going to make me cry?

I'm glad there is a picture of Gore Gore on the cover because I was having a hard time figuring out what the hell that thing looked like.

"try arguing with Buddha you dicks."

"To damage the earth is to damage your children."
Damn. Simple, true and absolutely punched me in the gut.

Come to mama!!!!

If you haven't read this yet.. please do yourself a solid and get on it. Oh my God it's so good!!! This book is giving me so much joy.

I'm pissed that I didn't know about this book at I'm only just now reading it ... But I am happy that I have 7 more to devour afterwards.

Um hello?! This is incredible!!

I'm only on page 9 and he's already used the word guffaw and miffed. I kind of love it in here.

Gurllll... There is more to life than buying a house and having a baby. Go to therapy 😅

Our FMC is scarily calculated. I'm pretty sure she has a personality disorder. I mean trying to buy a house does kind of make you looney but ... She seems to always have been calculated and self-serving.

Jones saying "woah" all the time is like nails on a chalkboard though....

First short story felt very much like a Cecil hotel story.

Listen . I'm in a reading rut after "His & Hers" on Netflix. I'm having a hard time focusing.

The audiobook really gives Ignatius a voice that's a lot funnier than the one I had in my head originally starting the book a few years ago. His autism is really captured in the cadence that I didn't clock reading it (I didn't finish it before). I can see how someone like myself would have confused his peculiarness with just being annoying, but the audiobook has put him in a different light for sure.

"There is no decent place to stand in a massacre."