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flubbed a social interaction so bad i immediately got this book

lucy is so funny. just out here ragebaiting.

giving this a second chance since i can’t remember a single thing except that i wasn’t very into it. now my heart is open

i accidentally returned this book to the library (digital) and have to suffer a 2 week penalty for my foolishness while i wait for it to be available again, so this book is soooo true hell IS on earth

augghhhhhh

shoutout to the gay priest and girl jesus

“He kills people. I read Latin. And the girl asks questions.” #squad

“You were the only bad baby EVER” LMAO

Also “our kitten is now a cat” worst line I’ve read in a long time i audibly said oh my god. men…

I don’t know enough about religion to tell if this is very blasphemous or very pious

What the hell is happening

Every chapter is painful

for a brief moment I thought it was heading in an mpreg direction

i can appreciate an author whose niche is bizarre and weird murder mystery premises. yeah sure fuck it volcano island where everybody dies at 60 and the narrator is an AI who can read everybody’s thoughts and gives their own opinion on things

well im mad now. must invent Time Machine to punch some doctors

joking about Orpheus and Eurydice bro too soon…

EAT THAT CAT! KILL THAT DOG! My #problematic queen, but also do you think the sins you do in hell count or are those like freebies because I think she’s done a lot more sins down under (not Australia, other down under) than she did in life