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i can appreciate an author whose niche is bizarre and weird murder mystery premises. yeah sure fuck it volcano island where everybody dies at 60 and the narrator is an AI who can read everybody’s thoughts and gives their own opinion on things

well im mad now. must invent Time Machine to punch some doctors

joking about Orpheus and Eurydice bro too soon…

EAT THAT CAT! KILL THAT DOG! My #problematic queen, but also do you think the sins you do in hell count or are those like freebies because I think she’s done a lot more sins down under (not Australia, other down under) than she did in life

so what do all the people in hell who don’t know how to write dissertations do. or is this just Academia Hell for hellish nerds.

“no /I/ killed him and deserve to die!” “but i killed him and deserve to die!!” they’re so normal.

actually really funny to write a book with a female protag #feminism and then make her staunchly anti-feminist. Alice says screw women’s rights AND wrongs

Things very deeply wrong with these people, if i recognized them on the sidewalk i’d cross the street

Alice what the FUCK indeed!!!!!!!!!!!!

are authors aware the more insistent a narrator is about something the less I’ll ever believe it. if bro pulled a knife i would still be like oh, definitely a misunderstanding! 👍

kinda a chill trip to hell tbh

getting a boner in hell must suck because I mean you can’t get any lower. you can wish for the ground to swallow you up but too bad, already happened

just started but shoutout to dark academia tropes cuz im so amused by the similarities to Ninth House (a reference for me and me alone to enjoy. nobody else had read that). Alex Stern and Alice shouldve just combined their academic trips to hell into 1 trip! two birds one stone! they can join the Let’s Go and Get Our Mentors Back From The Depths of Hell Support Club

Arthur has a type and that type is uptight corporate tools that he wants to radicalize. Good for him.

Well I didn’t expect the antichrist

my mom likes this book so now I am reading it also :)

i think the moral of this story is always kill your enemies and never show mercy or allow penance. #hopecore

“I can still kill him for you, just say the word.”
“I can kill my own ex-boyfriends!”

imagine seeing a photo of your normal foreign exchange student friend in university in some newspaper about an insane mafia war going down in another country. and she’s badass

no joke???? not joking??? /srs???

im in denial

NO WAY???????????!!!!!

What the fuck kill that kid

can’t believe im saying this but they should’ve killed that child