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“Not passionate or interested in anything really, beyond planes. He loves planes.”
okay so he’s autistic?

i’m in a reading slump i need the ali hazelwood book rn

THE EPILOGUE IN THE POV OF THE DOG

i am so not joking but if this 16 year old gets pregnant i am not finishing this book

bro we are 33 years old and our birth control plan was the pull out method?

this conversation is actually sounding like two schizophrenic hallucinations speaking to each other

this book needs a time jump SO DESPERATELY. i don’t need to read about EVERY SINGLE DAY

“She’s cute. Too young. Too much like a bubbly version of my own daughter, which sends a chill down my spine.”

wee woo wee woo call the POLICE

god i cannot believe this shit is 512 PAGES (for my movie watchers, that’s the equivalent of a hallmark movie being about 3.5 hours)

i actually feel like i’m being punked. or i downloaded some unedited proof. bc it’s soooooo badly written

i need to trust my gut and not take book recs from tik tok when i know they’re going to be bad. the ratings on this are absurd considering how clunky the prose is and how uninspired the dialogue

reread

and if i said that short ripper interview chapter was more interesting than anything hannah has had to say so far?

“Sasha Thee Pop Princess”
bleehhhhh just got the ‘this was written by a millennial’ ick

no complaints so far

we will see if i like this!

you can really truly tell that this author is not british and did not expend one ounce of effort to use any sort of british-isms to make it believable lmao

bro that’s fuckin’ nutso

i just know this chapter is NOT going to end well

that was honestly fucked lmao

I KNEW IT

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okay going to bed; i’m enjoying it a lot so far however we REALLY are laying out a long ass backstory and idk if we need all this detail

i love jack immediately and had no idea this was a best friends to lovers and i’m giggling

well this has been depressing af so far lmao

it’s going to have stiff competition after the royal we tho