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my girl is not mad enough lmao

in true ali hazelwood fashion: roxanne is definitely evil lmao

really did not expect this to be modern fantasy with bluestones and a hydro flask

did not realize this what a fantasy lmao but it’s fine so far

we are…. vampires?

wi$h li$t vibes

need. to. sleep.

evan = jake gyllenhal , Angelique = ATWTMVTV

me every time justin speaks: oh brother this guy stinks! https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSPuEmMA7/

the taylor swift effect is real huh 🙄

netgalley arc. first order of business: this cover is absolutely atrocious and looks like i made it on the wattpad cover creator in 2011

i am unfortunately a little bit charmed by cooper. we are giving lauren layne and as u know that’s a very high compliment

“well, i’ve been working on it” has me crying

netgalley arc; first piece of feedback: you don’t need an 11 page authors note

i am defs a stone cold bitch but there is 0% chance i would have rescued mira she’s dead lmao like we’re at war? the life of one over the life of thousands of civilians? be so fr

god(s) i forgot how devastating this scene with the irids rejecting andarna was

it makes ZERO sense that they wouldn’t have brought brennan (a mender) in this quest squad lmao

trying to stave off the heated rivalry addiction by bringing back the fourth wing addition #health #therapy

bro being like “i haven’t been touched in so long”
bro you were an unmarried man in the 1900s im sure you’ve never gotten any before

i’m not sure if i’m not liking this or if it’s just not heated rivalry but i’m not caring for this

i’ve been trying really hard not to be a hypocrite (as a twihard) because this man who is 100 years older than her is truly creeping me out …

and i think the difference is: at least edward like lived in modern society. knows updated science and customs and cultural norms. while this man is essentially just a 30 year old from the 1900s who has be transported to 2025. does that make sense?

this has “how long have you been 17?” energy

“Out at a gay club with his best friends—his teammates—and his boyfriend and, uh, Ilya Rozanov”

god he’s literally always haunting the narrative

“It’s not Rozanov, is it”
over and over is making me chuckle

if my rich hockey player boyfriend who i’ve been dating for 2 weeks wants to pay off my student loans who am i to tell him no? least he can do

not even half way and i already know this book is way longer than necessary lmao

they really got nothin’ on hollanov where is the YESRNING

I HAD TO FOR SHOW PURPOSES

“I guess being Shane Hollander’s friend doesn’t stop him from loving to destroy him on the ice.”

and off ;)

“Shane Hollander shoved Ilya hard against the glass, and Troy almost laughed at the way Ilya was grinning about it. ”
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