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WHAT?!!!!!!! men are so fucking predictable

god i fucking HATE this guy

i think the fact that the concept of this book is that you should go back on reality tv in order to fix your life that you fucked up BECAUSE OF reality tv is kind of insane

woah woah woah

ouch!

he may be flawed but i am extremely endeared by luke

bro this man’s life SUCKS

why is this already depressing?

sue me but i needed a palate cleanser and not to think about HR

i’ve predicted basically every part of this book but that’s okay

my girl is not mad enough lmao

in true ali hazelwood fashion: roxanne is definitely evil lmao

really did not expect this to be modern fantasy with bluestones and a hydro flask

did not realize this what a fantasy lmao but it’s fine so far

we are…. vampires?

wi$h li$t vibes

need. to. sleep.

evan = jake gyllenhal , Angelique = ATWTMVTV

me every time justin speaks: oh brother this guy stinks! https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSPuEmMA7/

the taylor swift effect is real huh 🙄

netgalley arc. first order of business: this cover is absolutely atrocious and looks like i made it on the wattpad cover creator in 2011

i am unfortunately a little bit charmed by cooper. we are giving lauren layne and as u know that’s a very high compliment

“well, i’ve been working on it” has me crying

netgalley arc; first piece of feedback: you don’t need an 11 page authors note

i am defs a stone cold bitch but there is 0% chance i would have rescued mira she’s dead lmao like we’re at war? the life of one over the life of thousands of civilians? be so fr

god(s) i forgot how devastating this scene with the irids rejecting andarna was

it makes ZERO sense that they wouldn’t have brought brennan (a mender) in this quest squad lmao

trying to stave off the heated rivalry addiction by bringing back the fourth wing addition #health #therapy

bro being like “i haven’t been touched in so long”
bro you were an unmarried man in the 1900s im sure you’ve never gotten any before

i’m not sure if i’m not liking this or if it’s just not heated rivalry but i’m not caring for this