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Why is this soooo boring holy shit

I wanted the prince to be 10k in debt to a mob boss for a FUN reason, not just bc Mr mob boss bought all the princes debts :/

VICTOR VALE QUOTE BEFORE THE BOOK STARTED OH BABY

Zaphod Beeblebrox has got to be the most quintessential sci-fi character name of all time.

Godddd I just love when magic is essentially blood that comes at the expense of human life. ✨Consequences ✨

Ok so people are dying now. I personally don’t care about these people so it doesn’t feel like a big deal. Their deaths are still notable though.

Weirdly, I’m not very engaged with this story so far. Gideon is kinda annoying. This better not be enemies to lovers but I fear it has that stink on it already.

I don’t hate women but this book is REALLY pounding the “women had no agency in Ancient Greece” drum so loudly like I GET IT STOP BEING SO OBVIOUS ABOUT IT I’M NOT STUPID

OH MY GOD RACE 6 WAS DIABOLICAL HOW COULD THE AI DO THAT TO MY GOOD FRIEND PREPOTENTE. The whole “selling flavored cocaine to children” plot line for race 5 was so on the nose I could imagine that being real. Rip to Dong Quixote and his lover the half manutaur - at least they got one more ride.

The races are really heating up now! Carl being trapped in a kangaroo suit and judged by a bunch of caprids on live tv simultaneously is insane - not to mention how he tells everyone that they’re in imminent danger and then multiple goats explode. Prepotente ordered like 200 sodas from the diner :)

I just know this whole race set up is going to be DEVASTATING. I want Prepotente to join their team full time bc I need to know more about his goat girlfriend and his unexplained soda addiction asap. IS KATIA OK PLS GIVE ME A KATIA UPDATE.

I wasn’t going to re read this one but idk what to do to kill reading time till the 12th when book 8 in this series comes out - so here we are

YES I’M READING THIS AGAIN DONT SUE ME

Part one completed. Ugh I’m happy to hear more about Dusk + his whole planet. So on brand of the Scadrians to be galactic colonizers but also it’s kinda funny how they just keep on making more and more enemies. A SHARDBEARER IS ALSO HERE?? What is up w the magic birds holy shit

Part 3 completed. YET AGAIN so much is happening - I can’t summarize it! Donut making everyone’s paralyzed bodies into a giant ball and rolling it around the field is insane but I’m barely phased by the insanity at this point. AGATHA AND THE WAR MAGE REBELLION? JUICE BOX ARMY BETRAYING CARL?

RIP Li Jun :(

Part two completed. Oh my gOD this book will be the death of me. CARL KILLED ALL THE NAGA YAY FOR CARL, DONUT, AND KATIA. God I’m so fucking stoked to have Prepotente back in the picture - I love that weird goat man what can I say!

Oh. My. Fucking. God.
OH MY GOD.
So much is happening and it’s all horrible and it’s all amazing and I don’t even know what to say.

OH MY GOD FACTION WARS. I was kinda tearing up when all the old crawlers from years and years ago showed up to join the Princess Posse and crush their oppressors - the solidarity just got me! I just know this book is going to kill me. Also shoutout Carl w long hair, we love long hair Carl.

Omg Carl is ONCE AGAIN trying to save everyone but is still surprised that they may actually want to keep him alive too. Unaware king. Time to piss off YET ANOTHER god.

Oh my fucking gOd. The AI taking over and making everyone fight their dead loved ones is so diabolical I can’t believe it. But at least Carl got to see his evil dad die so I guess that’s kind of a win.

SHIT. SHIT. SHIT. This is INSANE. KATIA. SAMANTHA ACCIDENTALLY FACILITATED THE DESTRUCTION OF THE DESPERADO CLUB. JESUS WITH A RIFLE AS A SUMMONABLE CARD TOTEM. FUCKING ODETTE AND MORDECAI. WHAT IS HAPPENING.

Font size went down at least a point or two for this book so you know it’s going to be a crazy one. CARL BACKSTORY. MORDECAI BACKSTORY. I’m so scared.

Part three completed. Holy shit the whole Miriam Dom sacrificing herself to save Prepotente thing really got to me hard - I actually really like Prepotente and want to see more of him asap. CARL AND DONUT MATCHING NIPPLE RINGS. Cant wait for Donut to throw a dinosaur dance recital hell yeah.

JESUS CHRIST CARL TOOK OVER A COMIC-CON PANEL TO CROWDSOURCE HOW TO KILL THE PANEL MODERATOR’S DAUGHTER I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS MAN

Part Two completed. Obsessed with Donut screaming at Bea and Carl being completely indifferent to the surprise that she’s even still alive. The Butcher’s Masquerade is going to be INSANE and the Valtay are nasty bitches for trying to kill the top 50 Crawlers in one fell swoop.

Yay Carl has begun his vengeance journey by killing as many Hunters as possible with the Ring of Divine Suffering! Way to go Carl!

Carl summoned YET ANOTHER god. Good for you Carl!

Yay Carl summoned a Feral God! Way to go Carl!

Rip to the ooze and her husband but Carl just HAD to set them on fire while standing upside down on the ceiling and I support his journey